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A good sprint session in the morning prevents unwanted occurences.But I discovered nothing else but depraved, excessive superstition. Pliny the younger -
Just make sure you wake her up first.Originally posted by Gibbon View PostA good sprint session in the morning prevents unwanted occurences.Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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Refusing to kiss is one thing, sharing it as an experience is another. I don't expect you to lick my face when I've done the corresponding act on you!Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostBe more open minded, it's much more interesting.Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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Oh. Never mind.Originally posted by d000hg View PostRefusing to kiss is one thing, sharing it as an experience is another. I don't expect you to lick my face when I've done the corresponding act on you!Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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Perhaps "sharing the gum" can become part of noobs questioningHow fortunate for governments that the people they administer don't thinkComment
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I was brought up to be self sufficent!Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostJust make sure you wake her up first.
Does remind of a welsh lad back in the mob though.
We were on nights and one night he came in with a huge grin on his face. "What's up with you Reece?" was the question. "Well" he said grinning " when I got back in last night I got into bed lifted our lasses nightie and had my way with her, she didn't even wake up!"
There was quiet, followed by wall of laughter, but he had a name change from sheep shagger to silent sheep shagger or treble S.But I discovered nothing else but depraved, excessive superstition. Pliny the youngerComment
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Same here mucker.Originally posted by Gibbon View PostI was brought up to be self sufficent!
Does remind of a welsh lad back in the mob though.
We were on nights and one night he came in with a huge grin on his face. "What's up with you Reece?" was the question. "Well" he said grinning " when I got back in last night I got into bed lifted our lasses nightie and had my way with her, she didn't even wake up!"
There was quiet, followed by wall of laughter, but he had a name change from sheep shagger to silent sheep shagger or treble S.
I think there was a thread on that round here somewhere....Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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It seems hard to believe someone wouldn't wake up unless he was very small and it didn't take long.Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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Yup. You should have a chat with my ex on his technique.Originally posted by d000hg View PostIt seems hard to believe someone wouldn't wake up unless he was very small and it didn't take long.
Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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What did he do wrong?Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostYup. You should have a chat with my ex on his technique.
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