People on Ebay are stoopid!!

[TestMangler]

It was typed in more of a lancashire accent actually.

Ah, sounded Glaswegian when I read it.....

[blacjac]

That would have been "och aye"

[MaryPoppins]

That would have been "och aye"

Yeah. I went to Scotland once. Everywhere I went it felt like they were watching me. Fish white flesh puckered by the Highland breeze; tight eyes peering out for fresh meat; screechy, booze soaked voices hollering out for a taxi to take 'em halfway up the road to the next all-night watering hole. A shatter of glass; a round of applause; a sixteen-year-old mother of three vomiting in an open sewer, bairns looking on, chewing on potato cakes.

[TestMangler]

Yeah. I went to Scotland once. Everywhere I went it felt like they were watching me. Fish white flesh puckered by the Highland breeze; tight eyes peering out for fresh meat; screechy, booze soaked voices hollering out for a taxi to take 'em halfway up the road to the next all-night watering hole. A shatter of glass; a round of applause; a sixteen-year-old mother of three vomiting in an open sewer, bairns looking on, chewing on potato cakes.

Ah, the east end of Edinburgh (or maybe Wishaw). Personally, I would never go there

[nomadd]

Anything I want to sell seems to go for 1p.

You should have collected half-pence pieces, then.

[eek]

Can I just say +1.

Bought an A77 camera over the weekend online total cost £850 before £100 cashback (so £750 all in). Meanwhile this one is going for £770 with a week to go.Sony Alpha A77 24.3 MP Digital SLR DSLR Camera SLT-A77 (Body Only) Ex Condition 0027242833067 | eBay

[MaryPoppins]

Ah, the east end of Edinburgh (or maybe Wishaw). Personally, I would never go there

I stole it from Garth Merenghi. Wondered if anyone would spot it. In reality, I've nothing against Scotland - I love Lulu, and if Taggart's on I'll tape it.

[mudskipper]

Yeah. I went to Scotland once. Everywhere I went it felt like they were watching me. Fish white flesh puckered by the Highland breeze; tight eyes peering out for fresh meat; screechy, booze soaked voices hollering out for a taxi to take 'em halfway up the road to the next all-night watering hole. A shatter of glass; a round of applause; a sixteen-year-old mother of three vomiting in an open sewer, bairns looking on, chewing on potato cakes.

That sounds like my night in Moniaive. Quiet little village pub till it all kicked off. Massive fight - concluded when police and ambulance turned up at about 3am after one guy deliberately ran over another in the car park. Landlord apologised in the morning for the "wee kerfuffle".

[stek]

That sounds like my night in Moniaive. Quiet little village pub till it all kicked off. Massive fight - concluded when police and ambulance turned up at about 3am after one guy deliberately ran over another in the car park. Landlord apologised in the morning for the "wee kerfuffle".

I used to live in Moniaive!

There's two pubs, was it the George? I used to go in the craigdarroch and never was any bother.

[fullyautomatix]

Selling a portable drive on Ebay which is 5 years old and only 40 GB and someone is willing to pay 14£ inc P&P. In Tesco you can buy brand new 320 GB drive for 20 quid. Stoopid or what ?