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[kingcook]

The worst are those terrible Golgafrinchams that are starting to emerge that call themselves "User Interface Designers" or "UX Designers". That generally just means "failed developer, but I know how to use Paint".

[SupremeSpod]

Is a Jap Slap like a Turkey Slap?

Have a look on "urbandictionary"...

[Gentile]

FTFY you are aware she is just an Atw sockie.

KUATB. MF has already made that mistake once. Which is why he has to pull posts of mine from three pages back to try and find something to criticise these days. (Right before he bumps his own narcissistic navel-gazing thread that had been dead for 24 hours, concerning some crappy piece of telephone support ).

As for my 'camera': I don't have one of those per se, but I do have a mobile phone with an instantaneous link to my online photo album. It's worth the < 5 minutes it takes to snap a pic to disprove some of the uninformed bollocks that gets posted on here by people who know nothing but know it loudly.

[aussielong]

KUATB. MF has already made that mistake once. Which is why he has to pull posts of mine from three pages back to try and find something to criticise these days. (Right before he bumps his own narcissistic navel-gazing thread that had been dead for 24 hours, concerning some crappy piece of telephone support ).

As for my 'camera': I don't have one of those per se, but I do have a mobile phone with an instantaneous link to my online photo album. It's worth the < 5 minutes it takes to snap a pic to disprove some of the uninformed bollocks that gets posted on here by people who know nothing but know it loudly.

For definitive proof can you please write "Contractor UK" in marker pen across your forehead and post a picture of that? Writing on paper is not good enough - that can be photoshopped over an existing image. Due to the contours of your head, a decent marker pen forgery would be too hard.

[Gentile]

For definitive proof can you please write "Contractor UK" in marker pen across your forehead and post a picture of that? Writing on paper is not good enough - that can be photoshopped over an existing image. Due to the contours of your head, a decent marker pen forgery would be too hard.

Alas, I must refer you to my previous answer. Although if you can actually convincingly Photoshop the text "can you please write 'Contractor UK' in marker pen across your forehead and post a picture of that?" into the image above I will consider your request again. Also, there may be a job as a "Senior UX Designer" in it for you - being able to use Photoshop would put you one step above the ones that can only use Paint.

Right, need to press on now. Have a good day all.

[aussielong]

Alas, I must refer you to my previous answer. Although if you can actually convincingly Photoshop the text "can you please write 'Contractor UK' in marker pen across your forehead and post a picture of that?" into the image above I will consider your request again. Also, there may be a job as a "Senior UX Designer" in it for you - being able to use Photoshop would put you one step above the ones that can only use Paint.

Right, need to press on now. Have a good day all.

I don't do UIs. I'm a backend man.

[xoggoth]

Africans are getting fat and unhealthy due to fast food and lack of exercise too apparently:

Away from the famines, Africa confronts a new killer: obesity - Africa - World - The Independent

[SupremeSpod]

Africans are getting fat and unhealthy due to fast food and lack of exercise too apparently:

Away from the famines, Africa confronts a new killer: obesity - Africa - World - The Independent

Does that mean I can reduce my contributions to Oxfam?

[EternalOptimist]

Does that mean I can reduce my contributions to Oxfam?

It does, but step up the contributions to Oxfat

[MarillionFan]

Alas, I must refer you to my previous answer. Although if you can actually convincingly Photoshop the text "can you please write 'Contractor UK' in marker pen across your forehead and post a picture of that?" into the image above I will consider your request again. Also, there may be a job as a "Senior UX Designer" in it for you - being able to use Photoshop would put you one step above the ones that can only use Paint.

Right, need to press on now. Have a good day all.

Nick Fitz. I think your tenure as board killjoy may be up.