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    #41
    Originally posted by kingcook View Post
    Yes, we are. Everyone else (Project managers, business analysts, and the like) are just there to sit around all day and talk bollocks whilst dunking biscuits in their cuppa.

    Discuss
    Totally. We do all that, plus we produce code. Never seen a project without a developer yet. Though I think I've seen every role other than "end user" missed out depending on the project. The worst are those terrible Golgafrinchams that are starting to emerge that call themselves "User Interface Designers" or "UX Designers". That generally just means "failed developer, but I know how to use Paint".

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      #42
      Originally posted by Gentile View Post
      Totally. We do all that, plus we produce code. Never seen a project without a developer yet. Though I think I've seen every role other than "end user" missed out depending on the project. The worst are those terrible Golgafrinchams that are starting to emerge that call themselves "User Interface Designers" or "UX Designers". That generally just means "failed developer, but I know how to use Paint".
      In the bank I work for, the BAs all call themselves "senior solution designers" now. But they are really testers, that's really where they add value.

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        #43
        Originally posted by KentPhilip View Post
        You know I've waded through four pages of this thread title "Bob News"
        Just a bit of news on our co-workers old chap.

        one day at a time

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          #44
          Originally posted by aussielong View Post
          In the bank I work for, the BAs all call themselves "senior solution designers" now. But they are really testers, that's really where they add value.
          Which is probably more than the actual testers do.
          merely at clientco for the entertainment

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            #45
            Originally posted by Gentile View Post
            Funny you should say that :


            I believe this is the 3rd or 4th time this poster has resorted to posting an image of their personal items on CUK which is just odd..

            After some exhaustive musings I have come to the conclusion why she keeps doing this.

            Gentile owns a camera.
            What happens in General, stays in General.
            You know what they say about assumptions!

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              #46
              Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
              I believe this is the 3rd or 4th time this poster has resorted to posting an image of their personal items on CUK which is just odd..


              Gentile owns a camera and has no other life.
              FTFY you are aware she is just an Atw sockie.
              merely at clientco for the entertainment

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                #47
                Originally posted by eek View Post
                FTFY you are aware she is just an Atw sockie.


                You're not suggesting what I think you're suggesting?



                That's he's gone and



                That, that trip to Bangkok



                Wasn't for a holiday as he said



                But!



                BUT!!!



                No!!!



                Mich?
                What happens in General, stays in General.
                You know what they say about assumptions!

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                  #48
                  Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post


                  You're not suggesting what I think you're suggesting?



                  That's he's gone and



                  That, that trip to Bangkok



                  Wasn't for a holiday as he said



                  But!



                  BUT!!!



                  No!!!



                  Mich?
                  merely at clientco for the entertainment

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                    #49
                    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
                    I believe this is the 3rd or 4th time this poster has resorted to posting an image of their personal items on CUK which is just odd..

                    After some exhaustive musings I have come to the conclusion why she keeps doing this.

                    Gentile owns a camera.
                    Is a Jap Slap like a Turkey Slap?

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                      #50
                      Originally posted by Gentile View Post
                      By that definition 99% of the developers I know have "lifestyle disorders". We're machines for turning junk food and coffee into code, with cash as a by-product that we call "income".
                      You forgot nicotine.
                      Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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