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    #21
    Originally posted by xoggoth View Post
    Hey! we should have a CUK art contest!
    Cool.

    BTW. No skulls, snakes or images that would be a psychiatrist blush.
    What happens in General, stays in General.
    You know what they say about assumptions!

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      #22
      Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
      Cool.

      BTW. No skulls, snakes or images that would be a psychiatrist blush.
      No photos of your knob, no matter how artistically posed.

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        #23
        Originally posted by k2p2 View Post
        No photos of your knob, no matter how artistically posed.
        Bugger. Id just pulled my pockets out and posed for my piece 'Baby Elephant' back to the drawing board then.
        What happens in General, stays in General.
        You know what they say about assumptions!

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          #24
          Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
          Bugger. Id just pulled my pockets out and posed for my piece 'Baby Elephant' back to the drawing board then.
          Before you begin "rusty nail Albert" I think it fails under the same criteria
          merely at clientco for the entertainment

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            #25
            Originally posted by Durbs View Post
            I did a lovely portrait of the voodoo teddy that sits beside my bed using the iPad and a stylus. I'll upload it if theres a cash prize.
            That's one talented techno-teddy.

            No cash prize, but you might win a date with AndyW's mum.

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              #26
              Originally posted by k2p2 View Post
              No photos of your knob, no matter how artistically posed.
              Saw one piece in the Strasbourg Museum of Modern Art, comprising a garden roller and a very neat rectangle of sand. It wasn't until you saw it at just the right angle that you realised the roller had left the imprint of a very upright naked man in the sand.

              My wife and I had a very entertaining time watching people suddenly see it.

              I like modern art. Some of it is really funny.
              Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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                #27
                Kay, will you be our guest judge?

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                  #28
                  I think there will a used Usain Bolt available soon.

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                    #29
                    AtW has been looking to nail someone for years.

                    Originally posted by Cliphead View Post
                    Most artists I've met are rather dim and usually up their own arses.

                    Nuts and bolts? Have a crack at some art with paint and brushes and let's see how good you are.

                    I could scatter some pieces of iron on a gallery floor and call it art, I couldn't paint a house, walls or a picture.
                    Yeah and what you do isn't proper music. But at least you fit the "up their own arses part" of being an artist
                    I call troll...
                    Originally posted by MaryPoppins
                    I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
                    Originally posted by vetran
                    Urine is quite nourishing

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                      #30
                      Is a thread like this the reason we ask newbie's if they can bleed a radiator?
                      Originally posted by Stevie Wonder Boy
                      I can't see any way to do it can you please advise?

                      I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.

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