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Boomed, and then chucked a boiling hot fresh cup of tea all over me cream crackers.

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    #11
    Congrats on the contract.

    Sorry to hear about the charred penis and incurable impotence.

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        #13
        I'm curious about the 'charity of my dreams' thing.

        Nymphomaniacs anonymous? Really?

        (sorry about the speeling. I'm a bit Thursday'd)

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          #14
          Cheers

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            #15
            Originally posted by bless 'em all View Post
            I'm curious about the 'charity of my dreams' thing.

            Nymphomaniacs anonymous? Really?

            (sorry about the speeling. I'm a bit Thursday'd)
            Yeah it was a bit cheesy, got a bit over excited.

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              #16
              What is the charity of your dreams? The kind that splashes out £100s a day of donations on a contractor?
              Originally posted by MaryPoppins
              I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
              Originally posted by vetran
              Urine is quite nourishing

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                #17


                Though I am a bit surprised you tried the spilt tea excuse. We all know you wet yourself with excitement.

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                  #18
                  d000HG

                  It doesn't, I operate at 50% my usual rate and run a "100% cost recovery" model - If I don't save them my rate + extra, then I go.

                  I've saved them 12 months worth (of my contract value) already, thus the renewal. Perhaps a little smug but, I'm going to rake them another 16 grand in savings in the next 4 weeks.

                  It's amazing how many outsourcing, or service providing companies properly rob unsuspecting victims like my current client.

                  Brillo, cheers for the smile - I'd rep you every day if the ruddy system would let us :P
                  Last edited by Scoobos; 27 July 2012, 10:23.

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                    At least you didn't throw the tea over your manager.
                    "Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what's for lunch." - Orson Welles

                    Norrahe's blog

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by Scoobos View Post
                      d000HG

                      It doesn't, I operate at 50% my usual rate and run a "100% cost recovery" model - If I don't save them my rate + extra, then I go.

                      I've saved them 12 months worth (of my contract) already, thus the renewal .

                      It's amazing how many outsourcing, or service providing companies properly rob unsuspecting victims like my current client.

                      Brillo, cheers for the smile - I'd rep you every day if the ruddy system would let us :P
                      Interesting - can you share who it is? Is charity something you specialise in or is this a special case?
                      Originally posted by MaryPoppins
                      I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
                      Originally posted by vetran
                      Urine is quite nourishing

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