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I once wrote a story about a fantasy millionaire HTML coder who leaves his wife for an underwear model who just got out of rehab for sex addiction.
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50 word story ?
When old EO was a young scoundrel he had relations with a young lady who was his best friends squeeze.
The best friend thought the new baby was his own. He died so old EO stood in when she married.
'I wish dad was here.'
He is love. he is.
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Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post50 word story ?
When old EO was a young scoundrel he had relations with a young lady who was his best friends squeeze.
The best friend thought the new baby was his own. He died so old EO stood in when she married.
'I wish dad was here.'
He is love. he is.
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Originally posted by Old Greg View PostYou were the young lady's dad?
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Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Postok, so it needs a bit of polishing
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Originally posted by Old Greg View PostBut I wouldn't ask your daughter to do that.
can you touch your toes ?
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Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
can you touch your toes ?
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