Have you written a story?

[SimonMac]

I believe shaunnyboy is pimping his CV about. Now that is a great work of fiction.

Isn't everyones

[OwlHoot]

I once wrote a story about a fantasy millionaire HTML coder who leaves his wife for an underwear model who just got out of rehab for sex addiction.

What rotten timing - Would have been more interesting if he'd met her before she started rehab

[EternalOptimist]

50 word story ?

When old EO was a young scoundrel he had relations with a young lady who was his best friends squeeze.
The best friend thought the new baby was his own. He died so old EO stood in when she married.
'I wish dad was here.'
He is love. he is.

[Old Greg]

50 word story ?

When old EO was a young scoundrel he had relations with a young lady who was his best friends squeeze.
The best friend thought the new baby was his own. He died so old EO stood in when she married.
'I wish dad was here.'
He is love. he is.

You were the young lady's dad?

[EternalOptimist]

You were the young lady's dad?

ok, so it needs a bit of polishing

[Old Greg]

ok, so it needs a bit of polishing

But I wouldn't ask your daughter to do that.

[EternalOptimist]

But I wouldn't ask your daughter to do that.

can you touch your toes ?

[Old Greg]

can you touch your toes ?

I expect I could if I tried.

[xoggoth]

Hell yes! Successful author me! I have grossed nearly £10 so far!