Tube "fat or pregnant" conundrum

[Spacecadet]

Apart from steadfastly ignoring the other commuters, whats the best way to tackle the fat or pregnant question when one has a seat in a quickly filling up tube carriage?

[doomage]

Apart from steadfastly ignoring the other commuters, whats the best way to tackle the fat or pregnant question when one has a seat in a quickly filling up tube carriage?

Get yourself one of those "baby on board" badges.

Or lose some weight, fatty.

[Old Hack]

Apart from steadfastly ignoring the other commuters, whats the best way to tackle the fat or pregnant question when one has a seat in a quickly filling up tube carriage?

Pregnant ladies, there is a definitive lump starting just under the boobies.

Fat ladies, are fat all around.

Although my wife reckons there's a stage at around 4/5 months, where it really is hard to tell the difference.

[Platypus]

Better to say, "I see you are pregnant, here, take my seat" every time.

If they are pregnant, they will be grateful.

If they are fat, they will feel embarrassed and go on a diet, lardy feckin hippos.

Whereas if you say, "I see you are fat, here, take my seat" then everyone if offended every time. Which is a thought

[SimonMac]

Don't mention that you think she is pregnant, just be a gentleman and offer your seat to ANY woman

[northernladuk]

Apart from steadfastly ignoring the other commuters, whats the best way to tackle the fat or pregnant question when one has a seat in a quickly filling up tube carriage?

If they point out you are fat you punch them in the face, if they point out you look pregant say thank you and engage in baby talk... Easy

[Platypus]

offer your seat to ANY woman

ANY woman ?







Apologies to <names removed by mod> for posting pictures of your wives

[Robinho]

I once saw a woman with a "Baby on Board" badge barging onto a tube before the people had had time to get off.

[Old Hack]

ANY woman ?







Apologies to <names removed by mod> for posting pictures of your wives

That's ok, we all know shaunnyboy can't have much of a choice in life, the ugly fat ****

[KentPhilip]

I'd just say wanna sit on my lap, love, and have a fondle of her bazookas