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Previously on "Tube "fat or pregnant" conundrum"

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by SimonMac View Post
    Don't mention that you think she is pregnant, just be a gentleman and offer your seat to ANY woman
    SEXIST!

    Why should women be treated differently than men?

    YOUR type are worse than racists.

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  • bless 'em all
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    I'd rather see a fat girl sat down and crying than a pregnant woman left standing.

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  • KentPhilip
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    I'd just say wanna sit on my lap, love, and have a fondle of her bazookas

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  • Old Hack
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    Originally posted by Platypus View Post
    ANY woman ?







    Apologies to <names removed by mod> for posting pictures of your wives
    That's ok, we all know shaunnyboy can't have much of a choice in life, the ugly fat ****

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  • Robinho
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    I once saw a woman with a "Baby on Board" badge barging onto a tube before the people had had time to get off.

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  • Platypus
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    Originally posted by SimonMac View Post
    offer your seat to ANY woman
    ANY woman ?







    Apologies to <names removed by mod> for posting pictures of your wives

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  • northernladuk
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    Originally posted by Spacecadet View Post
    Apart from steadfastly ignoring the other commuters, whats the best way to tackle the fat or pregnant question when one has a seat in a quickly filling up tube carriage?
    If they point out you are fat you punch them in the face, if they point out you look pregant say thank you and engage in baby talk... Easy

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  • SimonMac
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    Don't mention that you think she is pregnant, just be a gentleman and offer your seat to ANY woman

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  • Platypus
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    Better to say, "I see you are pregnant, here, take my seat" every time.

    If they are pregnant, they will be grateful.

    If they are fat, they will feel embarrassed and go on a diet, lardy feckin hippos.

    Whereas if you say, "I see you are fat, here, take my seat" then everyone if offended every time. Which is a thought

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  • Old Hack
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    Originally posted by Spacecadet View Post
    Apart from steadfastly ignoring the other commuters, whats the best way to tackle the fat or pregnant question when one has a seat in a quickly filling up tube carriage?
    Pregnant ladies, there is a definitive lump starting just under the boobies.

    Fat ladies, are fat all around.

    Although my wife reckons there's a stage at around 4/5 months, where it really is hard to tell the difference.

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  • doomage
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    Originally posted by Spacecadet View Post
    Apart from steadfastly ignoring the other commuters, whats the best way to tackle the fat or pregnant question when one has a seat in a quickly filling up tube carriage?
    Get yourself one of those "baby on board" badges.

    Or lose some weight, fatty.

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  • Spacecadet
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    Tube "fat or pregnant" conundrum

    Apart from steadfastly ignoring the other commuters, whats the best way to tackle the fat or pregnant question when one has a seat in a quickly filling up tube carriage?

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