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Day 1025 in the house and new boy Old Hack who entered last night is arguing with Spod, Shaunbhoy, Eternaloptimist and Cojak over who is the alpha-male in the house. Spod states that as a 7ft ex Royal Marine, travelled the world and trained to kill with a single Blow he is the obvious choice. Shaunbhoy as an ex engineer states that without him the army wouldnt have been able to communicate and so he is the alpha male. Eternaloptimist says 'hic' while Old Hack argues that he's to smart to have been a squaddy so it should be him! Eventually Cojak pipes up that they should all head into the bathroom, drop their trousers and the one with the biggest balls is the alpha male. 5 minutes later the boys walk out of the bathroom forlorn and start to clean the house.
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