Reply to: CuK the soap opera

[NotAllThere]

It's more like big brother.

Day 1024 in the CUK big brother house....

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to k2p2 again.

[northernladyuk]

Who is the obligatory 23 year old nubile blonde?

[russell]

Hi Ma, I need a tenner for erm... milk and tulip..

[MarillionFan]

Day 1025

Day 1025 in the house and new boy Old Hack who entered last night is arguing with Spod, Shaunbhoy, Eternaloptimist and Cojak over who is the alpha-male in the house. Spod states that as a 7ft ex Royal Marine, travelled the world and trained to kill with a single Blow he is the obvious choice. Shaunbhoy as an ex engineer states that without him the army wouldnt have been able to communicate and so he is the alpha male. Eternaloptimist says 'hic' while Old Hack argues that he's to smart to have been a squaddy so it should be him! Eventually Cojak pipes up that they should all head into the bathroom, drop their trousers and the one with the biggest balls is the alpha male. 5 minutes later the boys walk out of the bathroom forlorn and start to clean the house.

[AtW]

That'll be Lola.

I wonder if she pops in tonight on here...

[mudskipper]

WHS

I think we need to know ...

That'll be Lola.

[AtW]

Who is the obligatory 23 year old nubile blonde?

WHS

I think we need to know ...

[BrilloPad]

It's more like big brother.

Who is the obligatory 23 year old nubile blonde?

[mudskipper]

It's more like big brother.

Day 1024 in the CUK big brother house.

The housemates are in the garden.

DodgyAgent is talking loudly into a banana that he's pretending is a telephone. He asking for two references.
MarillionFan has moved the lounger to corner off a bit of garden that he's calling America. He's pretending to be asleep because he's in a different time zone.
Brillopad has done 12 lengths of the jacuzzi, and three laps of the hen coop.
He's left oscarose doing the counting task which Big Brother set two years ago, but keeps glancing anxiously to make sure it's not being neglected.
Old Greg and Admin are arguing over who's turn it is to wear the gingham dress. Admin wins. Mich would.
Pogle has freed the chickens and replaced them with guinea pigs. The housemates are upset because they won't have eggs for breakfast, but norrahe has a good curried cavy recipe and HyperD whips up a marinade.
AtW is perusing a mail order catalogue. He sits on an upturned beer crate.

Eviction day is looming. Russell looks worriedly over to the corner where the three housemates with voting priviledges are huddled together. RealityHack is laughing manically, and cojak is waving her arms while NAT goads "Do it, do it".

DimPrawn and Sasguru have entered the jacuzzi. Dim has a tape measure and there is a lot of furtive fumbling.

Suity has a sniffle and has taken to his bed. Zeity is bored.

It's getting late and the housemates go inside. MarillionFan is still in 'America'. When he's sure they've all gone, he sits up and says "It's dead round here."

[Old Greg]

Did she get a mail order bride?

Her Moroccan lad. Now do you see?

[KentPhilip]

I think there should be a wiki, with a page for everyone with over 5000 posts. Updatable only by everyone with under 5000 posts who can then slag them off..

[BrilloPad]

AtW's love life sub-plot suggests he is Deirdre Rashid.

Did she get a mail order bride?

[MarillionFan]

Found this classic parody.

[Old Greg]

AtW's love life sub-plot suggests he is Deirdre Rashid.

[Old Greg]

Yes, and makes Dimprawn James Wilmott-Brown.

No, Dim is Ali Osman.

Shaunbhoy is JW-B.