CuK the soap opera

[MarillionFan]

Cojak is Den and NAT Angie.

RH is Roly.

ftfy






Admin is Sharon.

[Old Greg]

ftfy






Admin is Sharon.

But that would make Sas Ian.

[MarillionFan]

But that would make Sas Ian.

Yes, and makes Dimprawn James Wilmott-Brown.

[Old Greg]

Yes, and makes Dimprawn James Wilmott-Brown.

No, Dim is Ali Osman.

Shaunbhoy is JW-B.

[Old Greg]

AtW's love life sub-plot suggests he is Deirdre Rashid.

[MarillionFan]

Found this classic parody.

[BrilloPad]

AtW's love life sub-plot suggests he is Deirdre Rashid.

Did she get a mail order bride?

[KentPhilip]

I think there should be a wiki, with a page for everyone with over 5000 posts. Updatable only by everyone with under 5000 posts who can then slag them off..

[Old Greg]

Did she get a mail order bride?

Her Moroccan lad. Now do you see?

[mudskipper]

It's more like big brother.

Day 1024 in the CUK big brother house.

The housemates are in the garden.

DodgyAgent is talking loudly into a banana that he's pretending is a telephone. He asking for two references.
MarillionFan has moved the lounger to corner off a bit of garden that he's calling America. He's pretending to be asleep because he's in a different time zone.
Brillopad has done 12 lengths of the jacuzzi, and three laps of the hen coop.
He's left oscarose doing the counting task which Big Brother set two years ago, but keeps glancing anxiously to make sure it's not being neglected.
Old Greg and Admin are arguing over who's turn it is to wear the gingham dress. Admin wins. Mich would.
Pogle has freed the chickens and replaced them with guinea pigs. The housemates are upset because they won't have eggs for breakfast, but norrahe has a good curried cavy recipe and HyperD whips up a marinade.
AtW is perusing a mail order catalogue. He sits on an upturned beer crate.

Eviction day is looming. Russell looks worriedly over to the corner where the three housemates with voting priviledges are huddled together. RealityHack is laughing manically, and cojak is waving her arms while NAT goads "Do it, do it".

DimPrawn and Sasguru have entered the jacuzzi. Dim has a tape measure and there is a lot of furtive fumbling.

Suity has a sniffle and has taken to his bed. Zeity is bored.

It's getting late and the housemates go inside. MarillionFan is still in 'America'. When he's sure they've all gone, he sits up and says "It's dead round here."