Oh Clap.

[Pondlife]

Its actually a non-story put out by the makers of Kleenex, pot noodle and Youporn

FTFY

[EternalOptimist]

when I went , they had a normal brolly, and a great big parasol in the corner.

Then they laid me down, got me saus out


and the nurse went and got a little cocktail brolly from the cabinet. still a bit tight though