Oh Clap.

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EternalOptimist replied

12 June 2012, 20:25
when I went , they had a normal brolly, and a great big parasol in the corner.

Then they laid me down, got me saus out

and the nurse went and got a little cocktail brolly from the cabinet. still a bit tight though
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Pondlife replied

12 June 2012, 20:11
Originally posted by darmstadt View Post

Its actually a non-story put out by the makers of Kleenex, pot noodle and Youporn

FTFY
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darmstadt replied

12 June 2012, 20:06
Don't fart near food
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darmstadt replied

12 June 2012, 18:19
Its actually a non-story put out by the makers of Kleenex and Youporn
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bobspud replied

12 June 2012, 14:30
Originally posted by Old Hack View Post

Knew a person whose brother advised him to shave his pubic area and apply liberal amounts of cologne to the area afterwards to rid himself of 'mobile dandruff' in that area.

Oh we laughed.

Nothing like a scorched earth policy to solve little irritations...
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Old Hack replied

12 June 2012, 14:01
Knew a person whose brother advised him to shave his pubic area and apply liberal amounts of cologne to the area afterwards to rid himself of 'mobile dandruff' in that area.

Oh we laughed.
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ChrisPackit replied

12 June 2012, 13:57
Originally posted by ChimpMaster View Post

I've had that Umbrella in me spout, damn thing stung for a week after.

Got a semi while the (...female...) nurse was checking me over, though

I feel your pain, brother!

Damn you Club 18 - 30 holiday in Tenerife... Damn You

I've never had a smile wiped off my face as quick in my life....
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BrilloPad replied

12 June 2012, 13:26
Luckily I have never had sex so don't have to worry about these things.
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NotAllThere replied

12 June 2012, 13:07
So this is now one-hand clapping?
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ChimpMaster replied

12 June 2012, 13:06
I've had that Umbrella in me spout, damn thing stung for a week after.

Got a semi while the (...female...) nurse was checking me over, though
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Old Hack replied

12 June 2012, 12:52
Originally posted by zeitghost View Post

Have we done this?

Strain of gonorrhea that infects millions each year 'could soon be untreatable', says World Health Organisation | Mail Online

Next thing you know, they'll be getting those umbrella thingies back that they used in the 70s.

FTFY - Allegedly....
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zeitghost started a topic Oh Clap.

12 June 2012, 12:47
Oh Clap.

Have we done this?

Strain of gonorrhea that infects millions each year 'could soon be untreatable', says World Health Organisation | Mail Online

Next thing you know, they'll be getting those umbrella thingies back that they used in the 40s.

History of the Medical Treatment of Gonorrhea

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