when I went , they had a normal brolly, and a great big parasol in the corner.
Then they laid me down, got me saus out
and the nurse went and got a little cocktail brolly from the cabinet. still a bit tight though
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Its actually a non-story put out by the makers of Kleenex and Youporn
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Originally posted by Old Hack View PostKnew a person whose brother advised him to shave his pubic area and apply liberal amounts of cologne to the area afterwards to rid himself of 'mobile dandruff' in that area.
Oh we laughed.
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Knew a person whose brother advised him to shave his pubic area and apply liberal amounts of cologne to the area afterwards to rid himself of 'mobile dandruff' in that area.
Oh we laughed.
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Originally posted by ChimpMaster View PostI've had that Umbrella in me spout, damn thing stung for a week after.
Got a semi while the (...female...) nurse was checking me over, though
Damn you Club 18 - 30 holiday in Tenerife... Damn You
I've never had a smile wiped off my face as quick in my life....
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Luckily I have never had sex so don't have to worry about these things.
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I've had that Umbrella in me spout, damn thing stung for a week after.
Got a semi while the (...female...) nurse was checking me over, though
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Originally posted by zeitghost View PostHave we done this?
Strain of gonorrhea that infects millions each year 'could soon be untreatable', says World Health Organisation | Mail Online
Next thing you know, they'll be getting those umbrella thingies back that they used in the 70s.
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Oh Clap.
Have we done this?
Strain of gonorrhea that infects millions each year 'could soon be untreatable', says World Health Organisation | Mail Online
Next thing you know, they'll be getting those umbrella thingies back that they used in the 40s.
History of the Medical Treatment of Gonorrhea
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