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  • EternalOptimist
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    when I went , they had a normal brolly, and a great big parasol in the corner.

    Then they laid me down, got me saus out


    and the nurse went and got a little cocktail brolly from the cabinet. still a bit tight though

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  • Pondlife
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    Originally posted by darmstadt View Post
    Its actually a non-story put out by the makers of Kleenex, pot noodle and Youporn
    FTFY

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  • darmstadt
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    Don't fart near food

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  • darmstadt
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    Its actually a non-story put out by the makers of Kleenex and Youporn

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  • bobspud
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    Originally posted by Old Hack View Post
    Knew a person whose brother advised him to shave his pubic area and apply liberal amounts of cologne to the area afterwards to rid himself of 'mobile dandruff' in that area.

    Oh we laughed.
    Nothing like a scorched earth policy to solve little irritations...

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  • Old Hack
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    Knew a person whose brother advised him to shave his pubic area and apply liberal amounts of cologne to the area afterwards to rid himself of 'mobile dandruff' in that area.

    Oh we laughed.

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  • ChrisPackit
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    Originally posted by ChimpMaster View Post
    I've had that Umbrella in me spout, damn thing stung for a week after.

    Got a semi while the (...female...) nurse was checking me over, though
    I feel your pain, brother!

    Damn you Club 18 - 30 holiday in Tenerife... Damn You

    I've never had a smile wiped off my face as quick in my life....

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  • BrilloPad
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    Luckily I have never had sex so don't have to worry about these things.

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  • NotAllThere
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    So this is now one-hand clapping?

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  • ChimpMaster
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    I've had that Umbrella in me spout, damn thing stung for a week after.

    Got a semi while the (...female...) nurse was checking me over, though

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  • Old Hack
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    Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
    Have we done this?

    Strain of gonorrhea that infects millions each year 'could soon be untreatable', says World Health Organisation | Mail Online

    Next thing you know, they'll be getting those umbrella thingies back that they used in the 70s.

    FTFY - Allegedly....

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  • zeitghost
    started a topic Oh Clap.

    Oh Clap.

    Have we done this?

    Strain of gonorrhea that infects millions each year 'could soon be untreatable', says World Health Organisation | Mail Online

    Next thing you know, they'll be getting those umbrella thingies back that they used in the 40s.



    History of the Medical Treatment of Gonorrhea

    Last edited by zeitghost; 16 May 2017, 17:50.

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