Jubilee utter waste of money

[SimonMac]

Is this the last day of it? I can't take it anymore, it's on everywhere. I am going to arrange a huge party for when the Queen dies.

Why? The idea of the monarchy is that it will just keep carrying on, its lasted 946 years already, so wil out live you and I

[russell]

The Mail and the Express serve an important purpose. They provide wealthy chardonnay-fuelled retirees living in large comfortable country houses in the shires with something to rant about at the dinner table or the golf club bar, usually starting with 'these people...'.

What else would my parents do with their time?

Err none of those types of people would read those papers, it's lower middle class dimwits that read those......like your parents.

[Diver]

Is this the last day of it? I can't take it anymore, it's on everywhere. I am going to arrange a huge party for when the Queen dies.

You're just copying us because we're all going to have one when you die.

cuk russell death party, all welcome.

The night will culminate with a weenie roast where we throw russel onto a bonfire built on the documented life achievements of russel. (it will obviously be a very very small fire but should burn long enough to roast his weenie)

[russell]

You're just copying us because we're all going to have one when you die.

cuk russell death party, all welcome.

The night will culminate with a weenie roast where we throw russel onto a bonfire built on the documented life achievements of russel. (it will obviously be a very very small fire but should burn long enough to roast his weenie)

I'm honored, sadly then you die, no-one will care, you're such a loser and dullard that you evoke no feeling from anyone.

[russell]

This is too easy, except myself, all the bright folk must be off CUK today.

[Mich the Tester]

Err none of those types of people would read those papers, it's lower middle class dimwits that read those......like your parents.

I fear you misunderstand the demographic timebomb. The western world is bankrupt and there's no money for students to go to uni these days because of middle class dimwit baby-boomers who've blown all the cash and got rich along the way.

[Diver]

I'm honored, sadly then you die, no-one will care, you're such a loser and dullard that you evoke no feeling from anyone.

Sorry russell, did I hit a sore spot?

Here, have a cuddle

By the way, I at least have friends, and the hundreds of Books, documents, photo's and videos detailing my achievements and contributions to society in the way of designs and new methodologies will pretty much guarantee I'm remembered for some time to come

Have another hug

[EternalOptimist]

I'm no Royalist, but I did see a lot of happy people around over the weekend. Let them have their parties and fun and fireworks, and good luck to them

[d000hg]

Please make it stop, anyone who was born into a life of luxury with servants wiping her ass, doesn't need to be celebrated just for not giving up that life. I say we sell all the royals assets and create a "Silicon Valley" in London promoting innovation, with the proceeds. God knows what the press is going to like when the Queen finally kicks the bucket. I am moving abroad asap.

What a boring killjoy you are.

[d000hg]

I'm no Royalist, but I did see a lot of happy people around over the weekend. Let them have their parties and fun and fireworks, and good luck to them

Well said.