The amount of BS that I have to read on this forum!
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Result: On gardening leave for six months!
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Wow you must do a really really hard job if they don't need any sort of handover.Originally posted by sasguru View Post



They could see my heart wasn't really in it. Also helped I'm pally with the MD. All I have to do is come in on the odd day to hand over to my successor - if they find one within 6 months. The job isn't advertised.
That's the best 6 months "work" I'll ever do.
Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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What's to hand over?Originally posted by suityou01 View PostWow you must do a really really hard job if they don't need any sort of handover.
This is a tape. flip this little catch over and remove tape.
This is the New tape. place tape on to the............................................... ..............Confusion is a natural state of beingComment
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Originally posted by Diver View PostWhat's to hand over?
This is a tape. flip this little catch over and remove tape.
This is the New tape. place tape on to the............................................... ..............
Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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It's uphill work.Originally posted by AtW View PostHe is a gardener now."A life, Jimmy, you know what that is? It’s the s*** that happens while you’re waiting for moments that never come." -- Lester FreamonComment
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WHSOriginally posted by ChimpMaster View PostThe amount of BS that I have to read on this forum!
What a load of utter bollocks. Jeeves my butler agreed when he was washing my pet Tyranosaurus earlierWhat happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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Yes, but every now and then you come across a memorable little gem like thisOriginally posted by ChimpMaster View PostThe amount of BS that I have to read on this forum!
Confusion is a natural state of beingComment
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I know someone who has been on gardening leave for over 2 years with a 6 figure salary.
Person cannot be trusted near the office and cannot be shifted without a sh1t storm happening that nobody has the balls to see through.Comment
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