Reply to: Result: On gardening leave for six months!

[hyperD]

That one makes me chuckle every time

'Tis brill!

[Platypus]

here you go:



HTH
BIDI

That one makes me chuckle every time

[Spacecadet]

I'm sitting under the shade of the apple tree in the garden having consumed a couple of beers. Nice. Trying to think through a thorny Maths problem. The beers aren't helping. This is the life though.

here you go:



HTH
BIDI

[sasguru]

Jealousy will get you nowhere.

[BrilloPad]

I'm sitting under the shade of the apple tree in the garden having consumed a couple of beers. Nice. Trying to think through a thorny Maths problem. The beers aren't helping. This is the life though.

Why has the apple fallen on my head?

BP
PS THe answer is not gravity - it is god trying to sort your head out.

[oracleslave]

I'm wnking in my shed whilst quaffing more supermarket cider than usual, waiting for that head-hunter to call

[hyperD]

I wish I was drinking a Hoegaarden right now....

Jeez, another 2 hours in this hellhole and then...

...the weekend!

[sasguru]

I'm sitting under the shade of the apple tree in the garden having consumed a couple of beers. Nice. Trying to think through a thorny Maths problem. The beers aren't helping. This is the life though.

[MarillionFan]

So sassy gets sacked and tries to pretend its gardening leave.

I bet it was for gross misconduct. And the police were involved.

I shall keep an eye on the Guildford papers for the full SP.

Oh dear.

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[BrilloPad]

So sassy gets sacked and tries to pretend its gardening leave.

I bet it was for gross misconduct. And the police were involved.

I shall keep an eye on the Guildford papers for the full SP.

[psychocandy]

I was on garden leave from my permie job last year (defence industry). Sound I thought, 4 months leave, full pay then decent redundancy payment.

Only problem was ****ers invoked an agreement that I had to come in for 2 weeks to handover. Fair enough I said. Then they said it was up to PM if this went further than 2 weeks.

Of course, PM did his best to screw most he could and delay my leaving as long as possible for 'business reasons'. In the end, I went there for 6 weeks until I eventually kicked off with HR.

Still had some decent time though. Good news is started a contract about 2 weeks after my official leaving date!!!

[Diver]

I had that once. Kept the company car and petrol card for the month too.

Went on a trip around Scotland with it

They took the company laptop but left me with a company phone (had to post it back to them)

[Sysman]

I spent a month on Garden leave on leaving last job.

I had that once. Kept the company car and petrol card for the month too.

Went on a trip around Scotland with it

[Diver]

How do you do diving work from home? Have you got a pond or something?

I'm a consultant

[Doggy Styles]

I spent a month on Garden leave on leaving last job.
Well working from home because they kept calling me and emailing me for assistance

How do you do diving work from home? Have you got a pond or something?