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Result: On gardening leave for six months!

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    #11
    The amount of BS that I have to read on this forum!

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      #12
      Originally posted by sasguru View Post


      They could see my heart wasn't really in it. Also helped I'm pally with the MD. All I have to do is come in on the odd day to hand over to my successor - if they find one within 6 months. The job isn't advertised.
      That's the best 6 months "work" I'll ever do.
      Wow you must do a really really hard job if they don't need any sort of handover.
      Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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        #13
        Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
        Wow you must do a really really hard job if they don't need any sort of handover.
        What's to hand over?

        This is a tape. flip this little catch over and remove tape.
        This is the New tape. place tape on to the............................................... ..............
        Confusion is a natural state of being

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          #14
          Originally posted by Diver View Post
          What's to hand over?

          This is a tape. flip this little catch over and remove tape.
          This is the New tape. place tape on to the............................................... ..............
          Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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            #15
            Originally posted by AtW View Post
            He is a gardener now.
            It's uphill work.
            "A life, Jimmy, you know what that is? It’s the s*** that happens while you’re waiting for moments that never come." -- Lester Freamon

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              #16
              Originally posted by ChimpMaster View Post
              The amount of BS that I have to read on this forum!
              WHS

              What a load of utter bollocks. Jeeves my butler agreed when he was washing my pet Tyranosaurus earlier
              What happens in General, stays in General.
              You know what they say about assumptions!

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                #17
                Originally posted by ChimpMaster View Post
                The amount of BS that I have to read on this forum!
                Yes, but every now and then you come across a memorable little gem like this
                Confusion is a natural state of being

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                  #18
                  I know someone who has been on gardening leave for over 2 years with a 6 figure salary.

                  Person cannot be trusted near the office and cannot be shifted without a sh1t storm happening that nobody has the balls to see through.

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                    #19
                    He'll be a specialist in his next job


                    a shed specialist at B&Q
                    Coffee's for closers

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by Spacecadet View Post
                      a shed specialist at B&Q
                      Blunt tools specialist...

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