DimPrawn update

[Diver]

WE all know your inflatable is a sheep......

I actually do have an inflatable sheep somewhere in the loft. It was a leaving gift from my last job

[BrilloPad]

I actually do have an inflatable sheep somewhere in the loft. It was a leaving gift from my last job

Bring it along next time we meet. But dont tell anyone.

[Diver]

Bring it along next time we meet. But dont tell anyone.

I thought you had an inflatable Sasguru?

[BrilloPad]

I thought you had an inflatable Sasguru?

Short, fat, ugly, full of air and lies alot. Pull a string at the back and it says "cretin".

I think I prefer the sheep.

[DimPrawn]

I've gone off the girlfriend already.

[oracleslave]

I've gone off the girlfriend already.

Plenty of fish in the sea for a young, handsome virile prawn.

You're fcked though.

[hyperD]

Plenty of fish in the sea for a young, handsome virile prawn.

You're fcked though.

Yes, financially you're fcked, but soon you will be happy and free and wonder why you ever did it in the first place.

Imagine opening a beer without having some harpy screeching into your ear every second reminding you how many you've had so far...

Or doing something without having some harpy screeching into your ear every second telling you how useless you are.

etc

[BrilloPad]

I've gone off the girlfriend already.

Did she get pregnant? Or did she go to the opticians?

[AtW]

I've gone off the girlfriend already.

Go back to wife, say you are sorry and you wo't do it again.

This will get you half a million quid tax free.

[d000hg]

I've gone off the girlfriend already.

Is that because she's no longer the mistress?