Reply to: DimPrawn update

[suityou01]

I'm happily married, retired and rich.
What a loser you are - you'll have to spend what's left of your pittance persuading average women to go out with a short bald ugly fooker like you.

So it did happen to MF

[vetran]

Go back to wife, say you are sorry and you wo't do it again.

This will get you half a million quid tax free.

We know a story about that

Xoggoth Tales 8

'Getting his way'

[suityou01]

Separated from wife
Living in a rented house
Nice shiny new mistress
1/2 a millionaire

HTH BIDI

Should have happend to MF.

Hope you are ok dude

[TestMangler]

+1

Then get a man in.

FTFY

[BrilloPad]

Go back to wife, say you are sorry and you wo't do it again.

This will get you half a million quid tax free.

+1

Then get a hit man in.

[hyperD]

LOL! You old tart!

Nice reminiscence, thank you!

[MarillionFan]

Thank you EO, you are obviously a great gent.

MF? Have a heart mate!

[hyperD]

darned fine words sir

Thank you EO, you are obviously a great gent.

MF? Have a heart mate!

[EternalOptimist]

NO NO NO! As tempting that is, trust me, your life is better of without the imprisonment. OK, you may not be able to do the high value pleasures such as flying, thrice yearly Maldives holidays, driving super sportscars, quaffing lobster and Beluga.

But trust me, you will find the simple pleasures in life are so rewarding:-

Like MacDonalds.
Doner Kebabs.
Strictly Come Lap Dancing.
Pissing in a broken and blocked toilet.
Ignoring TV Licensing Company.
No sympathy from so called friends.
Eating greasy sausage rolls from Greggs on a regular basis.
Wearing last night's crusty wanksock for work.

Trust me, you're free, and living the dream!

I've been there, and got the soiled, second-hand T-Shirt.

Seriously Mr DP, it's for the best, and I wish you all the good fortune and luck sir, having trod that uncertain gravel path myself.

To the best of times

darned fine words sir

[MarillionFan]

NO NO NO! As tempting that is, trust me, your life is better of without the imprisonment. OK, you may not be able to do the high value pleasures such as flying, thrice yearly Maldives holidays, driving super sportscars, quaffing lobster and Beluga.

But trust me, you will find the simple pleasures in life are so rewarding:-

Like MacDonalds.
Doner Kebabs.
Strictly Come Lap Dancing.
Pissing in a broken and blocked toilet.
Ignoring TV Licensing Company.
No sympathy from so called friends.
Eating greasy sausage rolls from Greggs on a regular basis.
Wearing last night's crusty wanksock for work.

Trust me, you're free, and living the dream!

I've been there, and got the soiled, second-hand T-Shirt.

Seriously Mr DP, it's for the best, and I wish you all the good fortune and luck sir, having trod that uncertain gravel path myself.

To the best of times

[hyperD]

Go back to wife, say you are sorry and you wo't do it again.

This will get you half a million quid tax free.

NO NO NO! As tempting that is, trust me, your life is better of without the imprisonment. OK, you may not be able to do the high value pleasures such as flying, thrice yearly Maldives holidays, driving super sportscars, quaffing lobster and Beluga.

But trust me, you will find the simple pleasures in life are so rewarding:-

Like MacDonalds.
Doner Kebabs.
Strictly Come Lap Dancing.
Pissing in a broken and blocked toilet.
Ignoring TV Licensing Company.
No sympathy from so called friends.
Eating greasy sausage rolls from Greggs on a regular basis.
Wearing last night's crusty wanksock for work.

Trust me, you're free, and living the dream!

I've been there, and got the soiled, second-hand T-Shirt.

Seriously Mr DP, it's for the best, and I wish you all the good fortune and luck sir, having trod that uncertain gravel path myself.

To the best of times

[norrahe]

You know you've reached rock bottom when AtW is making jokes about your imaginary sex life.

+ 1

[vetran]

Are we in the

That was the interview, today you are staff situation? (you know the old hell joke)

Treat em mean keep em keen

[d000hg]

I've gone off the girlfriend already.

Is that because she's no longer the mistress?

[AtW]

I've gone off the girlfriend already.

Go back to wife, say you are sorry and you wo't do it again.

This will get you half a million quid tax free.