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    #71
    Are we in the

    That was the interview, today you are staff situation? (you know the old hell joke)

    Treat em mean keep em keen

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      #72
      Originally posted by d000hg View Post
      You know you've reached rock bottom when AtW is making jokes about your imaginary sex life.
      Originally posted by alreadypacked View Post
      Originally posted by Diver View Post
      + 1
      "Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what's for lunch." - Orson Welles

      Norrahe's blog

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        #73
        Originally posted by AtW View Post
        Go back to wife, say you are sorry and you wo't do it again.

        This will get you half a million quid tax free.
        NO NO NO! As tempting that is, trust me, your life is better of without the imprisonment. OK, you may not be able to do the high value pleasures such as flying, thrice yearly Maldives holidays, driving super sportscars, quaffing lobster and Beluga.

        But trust me, you will find the simple pleasures in life are so rewarding:-

        Like MacDonalds.
        Doner Kebabs.
        Strictly Come Lap Dancing.
        Pissing in a broken and blocked toilet.
        Ignoring TV Licensing Company.
        No sympathy from so called friends.
        Eating greasy sausage rolls from Greggs on a regular basis.
        Wearing last night's crusty wanksock for work.

        Trust me, you're free, and living the dream!

        I've been there, and got the soiled, second-hand T-Shirt.

        Seriously Mr DP, it's for the best, and I wish you all the good fortune and luck sir, having trod that uncertain gravel path myself.

        To the best of times
        If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.

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          #74
          Originally posted by hyperD View Post
          NO NO NO! As tempting that is, trust me, your life is better of without the imprisonment. OK, you may not be able to do the high value pleasures such as flying, thrice yearly Maldives holidays, driving super sportscars, quaffing lobster and Beluga.

          But trust me, you will find the simple pleasures in life are so rewarding:-

          Like MacDonalds.
          Doner Kebabs.
          Strictly Come Lap Dancing.
          Pissing in a broken and blocked toilet.
          Ignoring TV Licensing Company.
          No sympathy from so called friends.
          Eating greasy sausage rolls from Greggs on a regular basis.
          Wearing last night's crusty wanksock for work.

          Trust me, you're free, and living the dream!

          I've been there, and got the soiled, second-hand T-Shirt.

          Seriously Mr DP, it's for the best, and I wish you all the good fortune and luck sir, having trod that uncertain gravel path myself.

          To the best of times
          What happens in General, stays in General.
          You know what they say about assumptions!

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            #75
            Originally posted by hyperD View Post
            NO NO NO! As tempting that is, trust me, your life is better of without the imprisonment. OK, you may not be able to do the high value pleasures such as flying, thrice yearly Maldives holidays, driving super sportscars, quaffing lobster and Beluga.

            But trust me, you will find the simple pleasures in life are so rewarding:-

            Like MacDonalds.
            Doner Kebabs.
            Strictly Come Lap Dancing.
            Pissing in a broken and blocked toilet.
            Ignoring TV Licensing Company.
            No sympathy from so called friends.
            Eating greasy sausage rolls from Greggs on a regular basis.
            Wearing last night's crusty wanksock for work.

            Trust me, you're free, and living the dream!

            I've been there, and got the soiled, second-hand T-Shirt.

            Seriously Mr DP, it's for the best, and I wish you all the good fortune and luck sir, having trod that uncertain gravel path myself.

            To the best of times


            darned fine words sir
            (\__/)
            (>'.'<)
            ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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              #76
              Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
              darned fine words sir
              Thank you EO, you are obviously a great gent.

              MF? Have a heart mate!
              If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.

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                #77
                Originally posted by hyperD View Post
                Thank you EO, you are obviously a great gent.

                MF? Have a heart mate!
                What happens in General, stays in General.
                You know what they say about assumptions!

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                  #78
                  Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
                  LOL! You old tart!

                  Nice reminiscence, thank you!
                  If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.

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                    #79
                    Originally posted by AtW View Post
                    Go back to wife, say you are sorry and you wo't do it again.

                    This will get you half a million quid tax free.
                    +1

                    Then get a hit man in.

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                      #80
                      Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
                      +1

                      Then get a man in.
                      FTFY
                      When freedom comes along, don't PISH in the water supply.....

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