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    #61
    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    WE all know your inflatable is a sheep......
    I actually do have an inflatable sheep somewhere in the loft. It was a leaving gift from my last job
    Confusion is a natural state of being

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      #62
      Originally posted by Diver View Post
      I actually do have an inflatable sheep somewhere in the loft. It was a leaving gift from my last job
      Bring it along next time we meet. But dont tell anyone.

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        #63
        Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
        Bring it along next time we meet. But dont tell anyone.
        I thought you had an inflatable Sasguru?
        Confusion is a natural state of being

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          #64
          Originally posted by Diver View Post
          I thought you had an inflatable Sasguru?
          Short, fat, ugly, full of air and lies alot. Pull a string at the back and it says "cretin".

          I think I prefer the sheep.

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            #65
            I've gone off the girlfriend already.

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              #66
              Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
              I've gone off the girlfriend already.

              Plenty of fish in the sea for a young, handsome virile prawn.

              You're fcked though.

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                #67
                Originally posted by oracleslave View Post
                Plenty of fish in the sea for a young, handsome virile prawn.

                You're fcked though.
                Yes, financially you're fcked, but soon you will be happy and free and wonder why you ever did it in the first place.

                Imagine opening a beer without having some harpy screeching into your ear every second reminding you how many you've had so far...

                Or doing something without having some harpy screeching into your ear every second telling you how useless you are.

                etc
                If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.

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                  #68
                  Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
                  I've gone off the girlfriend already.

                  Did she get pregnant? Or did she go to the opticians?

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                    #69
                    Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
                    I've gone off the girlfriend already.

                    Go back to wife, say you are sorry and you wo't do it again.

                    This will get you half a million quid tax free.

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                      #70
                      Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
                      I've gone off the girlfriend already.
                      Is that because she's no longer the mistress?
                      Originally posted by MaryPoppins
                      I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
                      Originally posted by vetran
                      Urine is quite nourishing

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