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That was the interview, today you are staff situation? (you know the old hell joke)
Treat em mean keep em keen
That was the interview, today you are staff situation? (you know the old hell joke)
Treat em mean keep em keen
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NO NO NO! As tempting that is, trust me, your life is better of without the imprisonment. OK, you may not be able to do the high value pleasures such as flying, thrice yearly Maldives holidays, driving super sportscars, quaffing lobster and Beluga.Originally posted by AtW View Post
But trust me, you will find the simple pleasures in life are so rewarding:-
Like MacDonalds.
Doner Kebabs.
Strictly Come Lap Dancing.
Pissing in a broken and blocked toilet.
Ignoring TV Licensing Company.
No sympathy from so called friends.
Eating greasy sausage rolls from Greggs on a regular basis.
Wearing last night's crusty wanksock for work.
Trust me, you're free, and living the dream!
I've been there, and got the soiled, second-hand T-Shirt.
Seriously Mr DP, it's for the best, and I wish you all the good fortune and luck sir, having trod that uncertain gravel path myself.
To the best of times
If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.Comment
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Originally posted by hyperD View PostNO NO NO! As tempting that is, trust me, your life is better of without the imprisonment. OK, you may not be able to do the high value pleasures such as flying, thrice yearly Maldives holidays, driving super sportscars, quaffing lobster and Beluga.
But trust me, you will find the simple pleasures in life are so rewarding:-
Like MacDonalds.
Doner Kebabs.
Strictly Come Lap Dancing.
Pissing in a broken and blocked toilet.
Ignoring TV Licensing Company.
No sympathy from so called friends.
Eating greasy sausage rolls from Greggs on a regular basis.
Wearing last night's crusty wanksock for work.
Trust me, you're free, and living the dream!
I've been there, and got the soiled, second-hand T-Shirt.
Seriously Mr DP, it's for the best, and I wish you all the good fortune and luck sir, having trod that uncertain gravel path myself.
To the best of times
What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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Originally posted by hyperD View PostNO NO NO! As tempting that is, trust me, your life is better of without the imprisonment. OK, you may not be able to do the high value pleasures such as flying, thrice yearly Maldives holidays, driving super sportscars, quaffing lobster and Beluga.
But trust me, you will find the simple pleasures in life are so rewarding:-
Like MacDonalds.
Doner Kebabs.
Strictly Come Lap Dancing.
Pissing in a broken and blocked toilet.
Ignoring TV Licensing Company.
No sympathy from so called friends.
Eating greasy sausage rolls from Greggs on a regular basis.
Wearing last night's crusty wanksock for work.
Trust me, you're free, and living the dream!
I've been there, and got the soiled, second-hand T-Shirt.
Seriously Mr DP, it's for the best, and I wish you all the good fortune and luck sir, having trod that uncertain gravel path myself.
To the best of times
darned fine words sir(\__/)
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("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to WorkComment
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Thank you EO, you are obviously a great gent.Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
MF? Have a heart mate!If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.Comment
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Originally posted by hyperD View Post
What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.Comment
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FTFYOriginally posted by BrilloPad View PostWhen freedom comes along, don't PISH in the water supply.....Comment
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