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I'm retired.
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For real or more of your nonsense? Does that mean we'll not see you anymore, or that we'll see far more of you?! When is your last day?Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishing -
You could disguise it, such as "The Secret Invitation"Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostI hope your new book contains the word "cretin" in the title.
Congratulations anyway.
Nobody would notice, but you could chortle in private that anyone who bought it was paying for a description of themself in the title.
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Or create a computer game? Rockett's Secret Invitation - Wikipedia, the free encyclopediaOriginally posted by OwlHoot View PostYou could disguise it, such as "The Secret Invitation"
Nobody would notice, but you could chortle in private that anyone who bought it was paying for a description of themself in the title.
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Sounds like he's been made redundant to me and is becoming a house husband.What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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I would not leave him in charge of my cat let alone my children. All he would do is call them cretin all day long. Which is accurate - but to raise kids you have to explain to them why they are a cretin so they can learn.Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostSounds like he's been made redundant to me and is becoming a house husband.Comment
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You do know that Sas is a schizophrenic living in a fantasy world, he is actually a rotund bald man living in a bedsit with 20 cats.Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostSounds like he's been made redundant to me and is becoming a house husband.Comment
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There is at least a dozen or so posters that that describes.Originally posted by russell View PostYou do know that Sas is a schizophrenic living in a fantasy world, he is actually a rotund bald man living in a bedsit with 20 cats.What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostThere is at least a dozen or so posters that that describes.
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Yeah, not me though, believe it or not I am Elvis, I came here to get away from all the fame bulltulip.Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostThere is at least a dozen or so posters that that describes.Comment
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