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    #21
    Also, beware of unpronounceable surnames.

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      #22
      Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post
      Also, beware of unpronounceable surnames.
      Ivor Bollockoff
      Mustaffa Gonad
      (\__/)
      (>'.'<)
      ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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        #23
        Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
        Nurses. With friends like that, who needs enemas?
        Ooh Matron! Good luck NAT.
        +50 Xeno Geek Points
        Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux. Pogle
        As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF

        Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005

        CUK Olympic University Challenge Champions 2010/2012

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          #24
          One two, drip on the floor.
          Three four, drip no more.
          What happens in General, stays in General.
          You know what they say about assumptions!

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            #25
            Just had a sponge bath...
            Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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              #26
              Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
              Just had a sponge bath...


              How do you get the icing sugar off???
              What happens in General, stays in General.
              You know what they say about assumptions!

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                #27
                Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
                Just had a sponge bath...
                You made it.

                God damn makes be proud to be British.

                Whatever you do, dont grab the nurses tit. When you are better , I'll tell you the story


                (\__/)
                (>'.'<)
                ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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                  #28
                  With a pipe in my pipe, I'm anxious not to cause any offence.
                  Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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                    #29
                    Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
                    I'm anxious not to cause any offence.
                    A mod not anxious to cause offence?

                    The operation has failed! Admin - get him back to theatre immediately.....

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                      #30
                      Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
                      With a pipe in my pipe, I'm anxious not to cause any offence.
                      With a pipe in your pipe it wouldn't be causing offence I would be anxious about, its the barrage of pictures of semi naked ladies that are just about to be posted!!!
                      Originally posted by Stevie Wonder Boy
                      I can't see any way to do it can you please advise?

                      I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.

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