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Ivor BollockoffOriginally posted by TimberWolf View PostAlso, beware of unpronounceable surnames.
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Ooh Matron! Good luck NAT.Originally posted by NotAllThere View PostNurses. With friends like that, who needs enemas?
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As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF
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One two, drip on the floor.
Three four, drip no more.
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Originally posted by NotAllThere View PostJust had a sponge bath...

How do you get the icing sugar off???What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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You made it.Originally posted by NotAllThere View PostJust had a sponge bath...
God damn makes be proud to be British.
Whatever you do, dont grab the nurses tit. When you are better , I'll tell you the story
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With a pipe in my pipe, I'm anxious not to cause any offence.Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!Comment
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A mod not anxious to cause offence?Originally posted by NotAllThere View PostI'm anxious not to cause any offence.
The operation has failed! Admin - get him back to theatre immediately.....Comment
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With a pipe in your pipe it wouldn't be causing offence I would be anxious about, its the barrage of pictures of semi naked ladies that are just about to be posted!!!Originally posted by NotAllThere View PostWith a pipe in my pipe, I'm anxious not to cause any offence.Originally posted by Stevie Wonder BoyI can't see any way to do it can you please advise?
I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.Comment
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