If you were on death row

**mudskipper** · 26 April 2012, 10:03

I dunno, but I'd whisper it very quietly, and when the guv'nor said 'Pardon' I'd be off!

**vetran** · 26 April 2012, 10:03

That I can take my selection of world leaders, terrorists & politicians with me.

**fullyautomatix** · 26 April 2012, 10:15

Can you please lock Mr Pad's account on CUK so that we dont have to read a lot of drivel everyday.

**ChrisPackit** · 26 April 2012, 10:46

If it was death by firing squad, I'd ask could I stand on the other side of the wall.

**BrilloPad** · 26 April 2012, 10:50

Originally posted by fullyautomatix View Post

Can you please lock Mr Pad's account on CUK so that we dont have to read a lot of drivel everyday.

How are you going to read all my drivel when you are dead?

Maybe its very altruistic of you to think of everyone else?

**rd409** · 26 April 2012, 11:45

Originally posted by ChrisPackit View Post

If it was death by firing squad, I'd ask could I stand on the other side of the wall.

and they can then use a cannon instead of gun(s)..........

**MarillionFan** · 26 April 2012, 11:46

Originally posted by fullyautomatix View Post

Can you please lock Mr Pad's account on CUK so that we dont have to read a lot of drivel everyday.

He's on a mission. He's attempting to reach the record of being the first poster to have written '1 million' words on CUK. Once he has reached that level, he plans to extract all of his posts, reorder all of the words in order and produce a frequency chart of the most common words he's used.

As an aside, BP has offered to do the same for Spod, to save him the time though I have already done it. His top three in order are

F**k
Off
Seriously

**BrilloPad** · 26 April 2012, 11:56

Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post

He's on a mission. He's attempting to reach the record of being the first poster to have written '1 million' words on CUK. Once he has reached that level, he plans to extract all of his posts, reorder all of the words in order and produce a frequency chart of the most common words he's used.

As an aside, BP has offered to do the same for Spod, to save him the time though I have already done it. His top three in order are

F**k
Off
Seriously

A boy has to have a hobby.

**nomadd** · 26 April 2012, 12:19

Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post

If you were on death row and had a last request, what would it be?

"Make sure the client pays my final invoice."

Natus Contractor, mortuus Contractor.

If you were on death row