Originally posted by BrilloPad
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Previously on "If you were on death row"
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I would call the head warder over and grab him by the nuts.
Then when he says 'are you trying to cure my waterworks like Tom Hanks in 'the green mile'?'
I'd say 'no, if you don't let me go Im gonna pull your balls off'
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I'm surprised so many survive years on death row. Surely the blood pressure would kill some off before their time? I tend to get worked up about things, so I doubt I'd last the course.
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Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostHe's on a mission. He's attempting to reach the record of being the first poster to have written '1 million' words on CUK. Once he has reached that level, he plans to extract all of his posts, reorder all of the words in order and produce a frequency chart of the most common words he's used.
As an aside, BP has offered to do the same for Spod, to save him the time though I have already done it. His top three in order are
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Bastard
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Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostHe's on a mission. He's attempting to reach the record of being the first poster to have written '1 million' words on CUK. Once he has reached that level, he plans to extract all of his posts, reorder all of the words in order and produce a frequency chart of the most common words he's used.
As an aside, BP has offered to do the same for Spod, to save him the time though I have already done it. His top three in order are
F**k
Off
Seriously
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Originally posted by fullyautomatix View PostCan you please lock Mr Pad's account on CUK so that we dont have to read a lot of drivel everyday.
As an aside, BP has offered to do the same for Spod, to save him the time though I have already done it. His top three in order are
F**k
Off
Seriously
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If it was death by firing squad, I'd ask could I stand on the other side of the wall.
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Can you please lock Mr Pad's account on CUK so that we dont have to read a lot of drivel everyday.
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That I can take my selection of world leaders, terrorists & politicians with me.
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I dunno, but I'd whisper it very quietly, and when the guv'nor said 'Pardon' I'd be off!
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