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Previously on "If you were on death row"

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  • Diver
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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    If you were on death row and had a last request, what would it be?
    To celebrate my 150th birthday on the lawn of the Whithouse

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    I would call the head warder over and grab him by the nuts.
    Wasn't that Xeno's reply?

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  • EternalOptimist
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    I would call the head warder over and grab him by the nuts.

    Then when he says 'are you trying to cure my waterworks like Tom Hanks in 'the green mile'?'

    I'd say 'no, if you don't let me go Im gonna pull your balls off'






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  • Pondlife
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    Originally posted by SupremeSpod View Post
    ftfy.
    Type: Posts; Keyword(s): Bastard Fat Off Seriously You; User: Churchill; Forum: General and child forums

    Results 1 to 20 of 99

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  • MrMark
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    I'm surprised so many survive years on death row. Surely the blood pressure would kill some off before their time? I tend to get worked up about things, so I doubt I'd last the course.

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  • SupremeSpod
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    He's on a mission. He's attempting to reach the record of being the first poster to have written '1 million' words on CUK. Once he has reached that level, he plans to extract all of his posts, reorder all of the words in order and produce a frequency chart of the most common words he's used.

    As an aside, BP has offered to do the same for Spod, to save him the time though I have already done it. His top three in order are

    ,
    .
    Bastard
    Fat
    F**k
    Off
    Seriously
    You
    ftfy.

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  • nomadd
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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    If you were on death row and had a last request, what would it be?

    "Make sure the client pays my final invoice."

    Natus Contractor, mortuus Contractor.
    Last edited by nomadd; 26 April 2012, 12:24.

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    He's on a mission. He's attempting to reach the record of being the first poster to have written '1 million' words on CUK. Once he has reached that level, he plans to extract all of his posts, reorder all of the words in order and produce a frequency chart of the most common words he's used.

    As an aside, BP has offered to do the same for Spod, to save him the time though I have already done it. His top three in order are

    F**k
    Off
    Seriously
    A boy has to have a hobby.

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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by fullyautomatix View Post
    Can you please lock Mr Pad's account on CUK so that we dont have to read a lot of drivel everyday.
    He's on a mission. He's attempting to reach the record of being the first poster to have written '1 million' words on CUK. Once he has reached that level, he plans to extract all of his posts, reorder all of the words in order and produce a frequency chart of the most common words he's used.

    As an aside, BP has offered to do the same for Spod, to save him the time though I have already done it. His top three in order are

    F**k
    Off
    Seriously

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  • rd409
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    Originally posted by ChrisPackit View Post
    If it was death by firing squad, I'd ask could I stand on the other side of the wall.
    and they can then use a cannon instead of gun(s)..........

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by fullyautomatix View Post
    Can you please lock Mr Pad's account on CUK so that we dont have to read a lot of drivel everyday.
    How are you going to read all my drivel when you are dead?

    Maybe its very altruistic of you to think of everyone else?

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  • ChrisPackit
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    If it was death by firing squad, I'd ask could I stand on the other side of the wall.

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  • fullyautomatix
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    Can you please lock Mr Pad's account on CUK so that we dont have to read a lot of drivel everyday.

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  • vetran
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    That I can take my selection of world leaders, terrorists & politicians with me.

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  • mudskipper
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    I dunno, but I'd whisper it very quietly, and when the guv'nor said 'Pardon' I'd be off!

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