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If you were on death row

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    #11
    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    He's on a mission. He's attempting to reach the record of being the first poster to have written '1 million' words on CUK. Once he has reached that level, he plans to extract all of his posts, reorder all of the words in order and produce a frequency chart of the most common words he's used.

    As an aside, BP has offered to do the same for Spod, to save him the time though I have already done it. His top three in order are

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    Bastard
    Fat
    F**k
    Off
    Seriously
    You
    ftfy.

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      #12
      I'm surprised so many survive years on death row. Surely the blood pressure would kill some off before their time? I tend to get worked up about things, so I doubt I'd last the course.
      Speaking gibberish on internet talkboards since last Michaelmas. Plus here on Twitter

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        #13
        Originally posted by SupremeSpod View Post
        ftfy.
        Type: Posts; Keyword(s): Bastard Fat Off Seriously You; User: Churchill; Forum: General and child forums

        Results 1 to 20 of 99

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          #14
          I would call the head warder over and grab him by the nuts.

          Then when he says 'are you trying to cure my waterworks like Tom Hanks in 'the green mile'?'

          I'd say 'no, if you don't let me go Im gonna pull your balls off'






          (\__/)
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          ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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            #15
            Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
            I would call the head warder over and grab him by the nuts.
            Wasn't that Xeno's reply?

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              #16
              Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
              If you were on death row and had a last request, what would it be?
              To celebrate my 150th birthday on the lawn of the Whithouse
              Confusion is a natural state of being

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