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If you were on death row
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I'm surprised so many survive years on death row. Surely the blood pressure would kill some off before their time? I tend to get worked up about things, so I doubt I'd last the course.Speaking gibberish on internet talkboards since last Michaelmas. Plus here on TwitterComment
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Type: Posts; Keyword(s): Bastard Fat Off Seriously You; User: Churchill; Forum: General and child forumsOriginally posted by SupremeSpod View Postftfy.
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I would call the head warder over and grab him by the nuts.
Then when he says 'are you trying to cure my waterworks like Tom Hanks in 'the green mile'?'
I'd say 'no, if you don't let me go Im gonna pull your balls off'
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Wasn't that Xeno's reply?Originally posted by EternalOptimist View PostI would call the head warder over and grab him by the nuts.
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To celebrate my 150th birthday on the lawn of the WhithouseOriginally posted by BrilloPad View PostIf you were on death row and had a last request, what would it be?
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