Grim Places to Work

[NorthWestPerm2Contr]

From which floor? Throwing them out of the window at the ground floor isn't going to help your cause.

Luckily on 2nd floor - enough to cause them significant damage but not kill them (unless I am really lucky).

[NorthWestPerm2Contr]

Take the prettiest one and bang her over the desk.

or the MF way:

Take anyone and bang them over the head.

You think your gonna find any pretty people around here?

[vetran]

after 5 pints take anyone less than a triple bagger!

[NorthWestPerm2Contr]

after 5 pints take anyone less than a triple bagger!

I don't think you realise how grim this place is.....

[SupremeSpod]

I don't think you realise how grim this place is.....

Start looking elsewhere.

[NorthWestPerm2Contr]

Start looking elsewhere.

4 week notice period.

[EternalOptimist]

4 week notice period.

2 weeks sick
2 weks holiday

[pmeswani]

2 weeks sick
2 weks holiday

2 Weeks Holiday followed by 2 Weeks Sick would be more convincing.

[fullyautomatix]

Take the prettiest one and bang her over the desk.

or the MF way:

Take anyone and bang them over the head.

WHS

Bang the receptionist over her desk. That should make all the rest sociable towards you.

[NorthWestPerm2Contr]

WHS

Bang the receptionist over her desk. That should make all the rest sociable towards you.

Maybe male receptionists are your thing..... they certainly are not mine.