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Is it just me or are women mad?

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    #11
    Minestrone, your "Mrs" has years of Medical Training and you're **** all other than an opinionated bigoted twat who can't hold his ale. If she didn't know it before, she does now.

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      #12
      Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
      She is probably not getting enough. You should have told her "get your knickers off and get to bad" then banged her all night. If you can't last long enough then MTT can help you out.
      Hahahaha, do rich people like MF have a "man in to do that job" for them?





      Originally posted by escapeUK View Post
      You need to make the stupid ones feel intelligent, and the intelligent ones feel sexy.

      You tried to make an (alleged) intelligent one feel stupid, which is why it didnt work.
      Exactly, well done good sir. Sounds like you're quite the ladies man and knows exactly what they want before they do.





      Originally posted by OwlHoot View Post
      Doctors of either sex are notoriously opinionated and in many cases, behind an agreeable veneer, conceited and self-satisfied beyond measure.

      Going back further in time, it's much the same as trying to argue with a druid priest about the motions of the sun and moon, and the nature of the stars - Dispute their ridiculous theories in the slightest, or hint that they are provisional and might be even slightly improved, and you'd have been thrown into a spiked pit before you could say "Galileo"
      I agree with the generalisation here.

      However in Mrs M case, if she was that opinionated why didnt she argue back like Mr M wanted or was she that conceited and offended at being professionally challenged do you think?

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        #13
        Originally posted by minestrone View Post
        I think most of the board is well aware of my continuing relationship with a member of the medical profession
        Nope, never heard about that.

        I still don't think that sentence really makes sense.
        Originally posted by MaryPoppins
        I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
        Originally posted by vetran
        Urine is quite nourishing

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          #14
          Originally posted by OwlHoot View Post
          Doctors of either sex are notoriously opinionated and in many cases, behind an agreeable veneer, conceited and self-satisfied beyond measure.

          Unfortunately these days most people treat them as high priests of the temple of the body, which only encourages their megalomania. Even politicians seem petrified of offending them, and bow to their every whim and demand, which usually involves money and/or meddling in the affairs of others. It's a modern day equivalent of medievil deference to bishops and the church, including provision of generous tithes.

          Going back further in time, it's much the same as trying to argue with a druid priest about the motions of the sun and moon, and the nature of the stars - Dispute their ridiculous theories in the slightest, or hint that they are provisional and might be even slightly improved, and you'd have been thrown into a spiked pit before you could say "Galileo"
          I think part of the conversation started when she heard that a GP trainer (as she is) told a novice GP that there is no such thing as a bad referal which she objected to. Obviously there is something wrong with the mind set when you consider that there will never be anything wrong and therefore never any room for improvement in an important part of your job.

          She is telling me that industrial action is 100% certain over the pension reforms, obviously they cannot go out on strike but they will start picking off services until the government gives in. When they were dealing with the new contract negotiations The BMA/GMC were hiring out massive function rooms over the city every few weeks and by all accounts is was madness, GPs standing up on seats shouting "if we see no money then they can go and fook themselves, I'm out, you with me?" to crowd cheering. The government will quietly back down over this.

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            #15
            I dont think she's mad.
            Maybe she doesnt like rexamining her core philosophy every time a new idea comes along
            or maybe you spoiled the mood

            my guess is, you spoiled the mood.

            there's only one way out of this

            get some chocolate into her
            get some red wine into her
            get the vibrator going


            then learn how to lighten up


            (\__/)
            (>'.'<)
            ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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              #16
              Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
              I dont think she's mad.
              Maybe she doesnt like rexamining her core philosophy every time a new idea comes along
              or maybe you spoiled the mood

              my guess is, you spoiled the mood.

              there's only one way out of this

              get some chocolate into her
              get some red wine into her
              get the vibrator going


              then learn how to lighten up


              Fatherly advice.

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                #17
                Originally posted by minestrone View Post
                Fatherly advice.
                sorry.

                but you did ask



                (\__/)
                (>'.'<)
                ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by minestrone View Post
                  Fatherly advice.
                  You don't get onto the sex register without having some tricks and tips.
                  What happens in General, stays in General.
                  You know what they say about assumptions!

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
                    get the vibrator going
                    I save money and tell Mrs Pad to sit on the washing machine.

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                      #20
                      I think there is a valid point here, but as with everything timing is important.

                      A romantic dinner is not for challenging her competence, its for listening attentively while she dazzles you with her brilliance (for the 30th time) that is if you are intending to get any sugar.
                      Last edited by vetran; 7 April 2012, 21:33. Reason: made no sense, as usual
                      Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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