Fuel 'crisis'

[VirtualMonkey]

Not going to bother. If I can't get fuel I have the perfect excuse to work from home for a week
Then my only problem is how to stop the kitten from playing with my laptop's power cord...where's an electrocution smiley when you need one?

[BrilloPad]

This is brilliant for an arsonist; filling 20 cans full of unleaded used to attract some suspicions, now thanks to that twat Maude, I, sorry, arsonists can now tool themselves up without fear of capture...

What would you burn down that would need 20 cans of unleaded?

[psychocandy]

Apparently, a lot of problems has been caused by older drivers. I.e The selfish old people who stress that they cant get to tesco for their one 5 mile trip of the week so need to stockpile loads of petrol!

[BrilloPad]

Motorists urged to panic-buy jerry cans

[xoggoth]

Make sure you panic first

Too late for that advice now. I paniced on Tuesday and have a full tank. As I never go anywhere that should see me out.

[DimPrawn]

MF call yourself an entrepreneur.


You should be stood outside the local petrol station selling jerry cans.

Boomed!

[BrilloPad]

MF call yourself an entrepreneur.


You should be stood outside the local petrol station selling jerry cans.

Boomed!

Once MF starts buying the tanker drivers will go back to work. If he ran a funeral parlour no-one would die.

[Diver]

Well thats me screwed. I've run out of petrol cans to store fuel in, The wheelie bins already full and Tesco carrier bags aren't up to the job. The petrol leaks out of the little anti-asphxiation holes they put in the bags, they were almost empty by the time I'd carried them home

[DimPrawn]

Well all my tropical fish are now dead.


I filled up the tank with super unleaded. Sacrifices must be made. When the govt tells you to panic you know it's serious.

[TimberWolf]

There's only so much petrol people can fit into their tanks, so hopefully by the time I want to fill up, petrol stations will be devoid of all human life and the strike not yet started.