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Oi, Admin!
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Your wish is my command oh mistress. Please don't rub the cheese grator on my bits again. Or at least wash it before grating nluk's parmesan for his spag bol.Originally posted by northernladyuk View PostI think 'Godesslike' would work nicely. Off you go.
I have sent your suggestion along with a couple of my own.
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He has a taste for salty flavours.Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostYour wish is my command oh mistress. Please don't rub the cheese grator on my bits again. Or at least wash it before grating nluk's parmesan for his spag bol.
I have sent your suggestion along with a couple of my own.
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I know admin does. What about NLUK?Originally posted by northernladyuk View PostHe has a taste for salty flavours.
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Does "Oi Admin" count as polite?Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostA few with post counts of under 5k have had custom titles.
All you have to do is think up a custom title (I got my tits out for cuk?), email admin and ask politely. Of course the last bit is the difficult part on cuk - a while round here on one ends up frothing at the mouth threatening to kill anyone who dares to ask you if you are well.Comment
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In cuk "get off your 4rse fookface" counts as polite.Originally posted by k2p2 View PostDoes "Oi Admin" count as polite?
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Depends if you've got copies of the photographs of Admin with that Russian sailor, marmalade and a deep fried mars bar.Originally posted by k2p2 View PostDoes "Oi Admin" count as polite?What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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All your talk of salty flavours has made me go and raid the kiddies crisp stash as there was no alternative flavour.Originally posted by northernladyuk View PostYou boys.
Did you know you can get "guess the flavour" crisps's now. I think I have got Andyw's mum.....Comment
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That was a snickers.Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostDepends if you've got copies of the photographs of Admin with that Russian sailor, marmalade and a deep fried mars bar.Comment
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