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She'd been collecting those scabs for my exhibition.Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostAll your talk of salty flavours has made me go and raid the kiddies crisp stash as there was no alternative flavour.
Did you know you can get "guess the flavour" crisps's now. I think I have got Andyw's mum.....Comment
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The guinea pigs are fading....Originally posted by Old Greg View PostLeading a rodent rebellion is another recognised route.Comment
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Admin promised that I could keep mine but then did nothing to rectify it.Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostA few with post counts of under 5k have had custom titles.
All you have to do is think up a custom title (I got my tits out for cuk?), email admin and ask politely. Of course the last bit is the difficult part on cuk - a while round here on one ends up frothing at the mouth threatening to kill anyone who dares to ask you if you are well.




I wasn't going to mention it but i chose the avatar especially and I've got the shoes and handbags
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merely at clientco for the entertainmentComment
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Only on cuk. They will live forever in our hearts. And Peruvian stomachs.Originally posted by k2p2 View PostThe guinea pigs are fading....Comment
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Remember that admin only pops in every few days and sometimes misses emails. Try another polite email - I am sure it is an administrative oversight.....Originally posted by eek View PostAdmin promised that I could keep mine but then did nothing to rectify it.




I wasn't going to mention it but i chose the avatar especially and I've got the shoes and handbags
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Admin - he's full of broken promises.Originally posted by eek View PostAdmin promised that I could keep mine but then did nothing to rectify it.




I was late for work that day!Originally posted by administrator View PostI have lifted the tag ban on guinea pigs for 3 hours only. Do as much damage as you like if you want it to remain in the tag cloud and then it will be shut off again.
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As I said, restore the GP to its relevant size in the tag cloud as the window of opportunity is small.Comment
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It's not over. We must consult with the wise one.Originally posted by k2p2 View Post
RIP little piggies.Comment
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Oh sorry yes, it's not over. Unleash the automaticOriginally posted by Old Greg View PostIt's not over. We must consult with the wise one.
script!!! Muhahahaha!What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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