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I think HR will be very happy to get rid of me. Personally I'll be very happy never to have to deal with them again.
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Yep, MF goes to work disguised as Dorothy from accounts.Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostI prefer the term 'disguised permie' thank you very much.
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I prefer the term 'disguised permie' thank you very much.Originally posted by eek View PostHe's a permie just can't admit it. Look at the evidence.
- He screwed the last one project up so early on that it was immediately canned.
- Training course today.
- Meeting on Monday to join a new project.
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He's a permie just can't admit it. Look at the evidence.Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
I thought it was essential to kep ones skills up to date. Of course you have to pay for it yourself.
- He screwed the last one project up so early on that it was immediately canned.
- Training course today.
- Meeting on Monday to join a new project.
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The last one. Kerchiing.Originally posted by eek View PostGood work there. Is the internal training course interesting, useful or just an excuse to invoice?
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Good work there. Is the internal training course interesting, useful or just an excuse to invoice?Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostActually toady I'm not benched, averted disaster by getting assigned to another project on Monday & today I managed to get myself on an internal training course.
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Oh yes, just waiting for Sundays hilarious surprise.Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostOnly cos admin told you then next time you would lose 1000 rep points.
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Actually toady I'm not benched, averted disaster by getting assigned to another project on Monday & today I managed to get myself on an internal training course.Originally posted by eek View PostNah. Make me.
Edit: Haven't you got any work to do? Oops no you're currently benched.
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