I bumped into an ex-girlfriend today....

[d000hg]

Anyway.

One of the first questions she asked is (whilst pulling her top to reveal even more cleavage)


"So....what car you driving these days?"


Take note you sad Honda and Skoda drivers.

Take note not to drive an ostentatious car if you want to avoid materialist skanks? Good tip.

[Old Greg]

Take note not to drive an ostentatious car if you want to avoid materialist skanks? Good tip.

Dim doesn't want to that.

[oracleslave]

...guess what one of her first questions was?

Are you still partial to the taste of a snooker ball and a bit of leather?

[DimPrawn]

Are you still partial to the taste of a snooker ball and a bit of leather?

Stop, it's bringing it all back and it's still painfull.

[AtW]

Anyway.

One of the first questions she asked is (whilst pulling her top to reveal even more cleavage)


"So....what car you driving these days?"


Take note you sad Honda and Skoda drivers.

What did you answer and what car do you actually drive?

[oracleslave]

...guess what one of her first questions was?

If I get rid of the hyabusa will you move back into my shed?

[DimPrawn]

What did you answer and what car do you actually drive?

Don't know the exact make and model, I'll ask my Chauffeur.

[DimPrawn]

If I get rid of the hyabusa will you move back into my shed?

No, because then I'd have to take those pills again and I'm not going back there.

[oracleslave]

...guess what one of her first questions was?

That donkey punch did your looks a world of good, when does the neck brace come off?

[ZARDOZ]

Anyway.

One of the first questions she asked is (whilst pulling her top to reveal even more cleavage)


"So....what car you driving these days?"


Take note you sad Honda and Skoda drivers.

You are so lucky not to have good looks or personality.