I bumped into an ex-girlfriend today....

[ZuiderZee]

Well, that was one of her questions, granted, and I explained it was down to CO2, but that's not the one.

Has the herpes cleared up at all?

[DimPrawn]

Are you looking for a good time, I'll give you the old price?

No, she's up to speed with inflation figures.

[TimberWolf]

What are you doing on my doorstep/backgarden/bedroom?

[DimPrawn]

Not close yet.

[mudskipper]

Dim who?

[ZuiderZee]

Not close yet.

Aren't you dead yet?

[MayContainNuts]

Do you still self asphyxiate yourself in the wardrobe while wearing womens stockings and sucking on an orange??!!!!!

[DimPrawn]

Do you still self asphyxiate yourself in the wardrobe while wearing womens stockings and sucking on an orange??!!!!!

Bingo!

[Old Greg]

Was this in Bridgwater?

[DimPrawn]

Anyway.

One of the first questions she asked is (whilst pulling her top to reveal even more cleavage)


"So....what car you driving these days?"


Take note you sad Honda and Skoda drivers.