Reply to: I bumped into an ex-girlfriend today....

[BrilloPad]

She was the best looker on the whole council estate.

And did she put out? Not with you obviously - I meant with all the others.

[DimPrawn]

So you went out with chav birds, eh? Not a surprise.

She was the best looker on the whole council estate.

[sasguru]

Anyway.

One of the first questions she asked is (whilst pulling her top to reveal even more cleavage)


"So....what car you driving these days?"


Take note you sad Honda and Skoda drivers.

So you went out with chav birds, eh? Not a surprise.

[ChrisPackit]

Was it "Don't you understand the conditions of your restraining order?"

[BrilloPad]

...guess what one of her first questions was?

You live in Swindon? You are such a failure. I am just here on a day trip to see how the proles live.

[vetran]

...guess what one of her first questions was?

Did you know - you being so bad in bed you turned me gay?

How are you since the prolapse?

Where's my f'n maintenance? I need to pay Prawn minor's bail.

Did you know your Dad , Brother & your dog Winkie are better in the sack than you?

[TimberWolf]

You said what everyone says when they bump into each other.

"sorry", "thank you", "ouf" or something unintelligible.

[DimPrawn]

You are so lucky not to have good looks or personality.

That's what my mum used to say to me.

[ZARDOZ]

Anyway.

One of the first questions she asked is (whilst pulling her top to reveal even more cleavage)


"So....what car you driving these days?"


Take note you sad Honda and Skoda drivers.

You are so lucky not to have good looks or personality.

[oracleslave]

...guess what one of her first questions was?

That donkey punch did your looks a world of good, when does the neck brace come off?

[DimPrawn]

If I get rid of the hyabusa will you move back into my shed?

No, because then I'd have to take those pills again and I'm not going back there.

[DimPrawn]

What did you answer and what car do you actually drive?

Don't know the exact make and model, I'll ask my Chauffeur.

[oracleslave]

...guess what one of her first questions was?

If I get rid of the hyabusa will you move back into my shed?

[AtW]

Anyway.

One of the first questions she asked is (whilst pulling her top to reveal even more cleavage)


"So....what car you driving these days?"


Take note you sad Honda and Skoda drivers.

What did you answer and what car do you actually drive?

[DimPrawn]

Are you still partial to the taste of a snooker ball and a bit of leather?

Stop, it's bringing it all back and it's still painfull.