Things a contractor doesn't want to hear...

[DodgyAgent]

Sandals are back in

[Old Greg]

Haven't heard that one for a long time. Does it still get used?

I use it all the time.

[escapeUK]

"Can you just take a quick look at this access database?"

I love that one as it makes me a lot of money.

The ones I hate usually involve a printer not working.

[Lockhouse]

The ones I hate usually involve a printer not working.

Or even worse, printing but clipping the margins or headers and footers.

[NotAllThere]

We'll handle all payments to HMRC for you...

[ThomasSoerensen]

I need two references before I can submit your profile to the clent.

[Bacchus]

"would you be interested in joining us as a member of staff"

[eek]

Don't come in tomorrow. We're having a budget review meeting.

[NotAllThere]

"would you be interested in joining us as a member of staff"

Wow. I flinched just reading that.

I'll just recalculate my earning per second to restore my equilibrium. Ah, that's better. Ker-ching.

[russell]

"This is your'e seat, the screens are angled so the guy paying your invoices can see hes getting his moneys worth".