Today is National Talk Like an Agent Day

[Scrag Meister]

I am going to be working on a crowdsourcing project as part of my talent acquisition programme whilst showing the CEO detailed analysis of the ROI in recruitment. Later I will be presenting a webinar on how to develop recruitment strategies within social media communities.

That's not fair, it's your day job.
We are only playing at being agents for the day.

"Yes I did put your CV forward"
"Sorry they filled the role internally"
"I'll get back to you when the client gives me the feedback"

[norrahe]

"I'm still waiting for the client to get back to me."

"Btw can I have two references as the client has requested them for all potential candidates."

[Lockhouse]

No one else has ever asked to have their contract amended....

[eek]

Its definitely 10 years MVC 4 experience required.

[realityhack]

Yeah I have these two candidates that would be perfect for interview, they're the best in the business, when can you see them? Today?

Sorry about that, can't understand how that happened, I'll strike them off our books straight away. I have these other two that would be perfect for you.

[Peoplesoft bloke]

I know they said in the interview that the client demands you're on site 100%, but as I said, you can do this role from home.

I realise you are already getting a lot more than that but you'd be working alongside people on x so they can't paymore than that.

[Peoplesoft bloke]

You must remember you are 100% exclusively represented by me.

[d000hg]

So what are you planning to do to mark this astute occasion.

I thought it was National Smoking Day.

[northernladuk]

I thought it was National Smoking Day.

I would call you a lying thieving bastard but apparently you are allowed to today.

[darmstadt]

"So exactly what is Tivoli?"