Bog advice....

[northernladuk]

Do I hover or get sat down for a long comfortable number two?

[eek]

Do I hover or get sat down for a long comfortable number two?

Depends who's bog it is and who was there last. At home sit down at work imagine the worms and tapeworms others may have.

[The Spartan]

You know it's wrong when you sit down and the seat is still warm

[BrilloPad]

At the office alot put paper towels (used for drying hands) on the seat. Then flush them. This causes alot of outages.

[Zoiderman]

I reckon the moment you start to hover, is the moment you could get a bit crazy about it all. If you look at door handles, shaking hands, finger food, stroking your dog, stroking anyones dog, picking up items in Supermarkets, etc, etc, etc you will end up walking around with gloves and a mask on.

I guess if I catch something off a toilet seat, we'll see if the marriage is as strong as I think it is, but I am not too concerned about germs.

More things to worry about; sit down and enjoy earning free money on the client.

[EternalOptimist]

I always carry a 'sani-ring' ever since the big disaster of '97.
A sani-ring is a disinfected bum-sized ring of canvas with an ole in the middle, designed to prevent worms or larvae burrowing through the soft tissue and lodging in your intestines.
Back in 1997, I was visiting the far east and made the mistake of sitting on a warm worm infested crusty bog seat.
The local shaman offered me two choices, a horrible death or a tribal remedy known as 'swallowing the sheep', which involved me swallowing a fist sized lump of coarse lambs-wool treated with turpentine. It hurt a lot as it made its way through my tubes, but it did a good job of scouring me out.
As well as all the horrible things that got cleared out, there was also a button and an everton hat badge that I must have swallowed as a kid.


no word of a lie gov

[pacharan]

Do I hover or get sat down for a long comfortable number two?

Really, WGAS

[SimonMac]

Really, WGAS

Well by the sounds of it NLUK is contemplating it, but needs advice on technique

[The Spartan]

I always carry around andrex moist wipes, so fresh and so clean

[EternalOptimist]

I always carry around andrex moist wipes, so fresh and so clean

wot he said. I just couldnt help spicing it up a bit though