Do I hover or get sat down for a long comfortable number two?
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Originally posted by northernladuk View PostDo I hover or get sat down for a long comfortable number two?merely at clientco for the entertainment -
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At the office alot put paper towels (used for drying hands) on the seat. Then flush them. This causes alot of outages.Comment
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I reckon the moment you start to hover, is the moment you could get a bit crazy about it all. If you look at door handles, shaking hands, finger food, stroking your dog, stroking anyones dog, picking up items in Supermarkets, etc, etc, etc you will end up walking around with gloves and a mask on.
I guess if I catch something off a toilet seat, we'll see if the marriage is as strong as I think it is, but I am not too concerned about germs.
More things to worry about; sit down and enjoy earning free money on the client.Comment
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I always carry a 'sani-ring' ever since the big disaster of '97.
A sani-ring is a disinfected bum-sized ring of canvas with an ole in the middle, designed to prevent worms or larvae burrowing through the soft tissue and lodging in your intestines.
Back in 1997, I was visiting the far east and made the mistake of sitting on a warm worm infested crusty bog seat.
The local shaman offered me two choices, a horrible death or a tribal remedy known as 'swallowing the sheep', which involved me swallowing a fist sized lump of coarse lambs-wool treated with turpentine. It hurt a lot as it made its way through my tubes, but it did a good job of scouring me out.
As well as all the horrible things that got cleared out, there was also a button and an everton hat badge that I must have swallowed as a kid.
no word of a lie gov
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Originally posted by northernladuk View PostDo I hover or get sat down for a long comfortable number two?Comment
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Originally posted by pacharan View PostReally, WGASOriginally posted by Stevie Wonder BoyI can't see any way to do it can you please advise?
I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.Comment
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Originally posted by The Spartan View PostI always carry around andrex moist wipes, so fresh and so clean
wot he said. I just couldnt help spicing it up a bit though(\__/)
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