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Hahahahahaha willy waving, classic!!Originally posted by ZuiderZee View PostGosh! What an unpleasant thread. Is it often like this?
I've seen some of the willy waving between those two but this

I thought Zoid was very reasonable. Churchy kept trying to annoy him when all zoid was trying to do is show how his wording wasnt always appropriate. Not many other CUK members keep calm for as long as he did.Originally posted by sasguru View PostIndeed he pulled off, the, what I would have thought impossible, feat of making Zoidercock sound reasonable. FFS
Really? Oh my goodness, dial 999 and quickly! If you lose any more intelligence than you might go beyond mental retardation and end up collapsing in a heap, unable to walk or type.Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostI felt I lost at least 5 IQ points just reading this post.
See a doctor MF, they may be able help.Comment
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He is, it can just be hard to tell with all the background hating of everyone else.Originally posted by AtW View PostChurchy can be a bitch (as in female dog) sometimes but I don't think he is racist.Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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He hates everybody equally!Originally posted by d000hg View PostHe is, it can just be hard to tell with all the background hating of everyone else.
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Well, being the good little God-botherer that you are, you'll forgive him won't you? And you certainly won't kick him whilst he's not around to defend himself right?Originally posted by d000hg View PostHe is, it can just be hard to tell with all the background hating of everyone else.Comment
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This thread really is bringing out the seething resentment amongst the CUK community.Originally posted by oracleslave View PostWell, being the good little God-botherer that you are, you'll forgive him won't you? And you certainly won't kick him whilst he's not around to defend himself right?Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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Originally posted by TimberWolf View PostThe power of bratwurst. It brings out the wurst in people.
Hopefully the last word on the subject...!Comment
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