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Make Bratwurst British
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No I temper my twattishness on the internet.Just saying like.
where there's chaos, there's cash !
I could agree with you, but then we would both be wrong!
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Twat.Originally posted by Arturo Bassick View PostNo I temper my twattishness on the internet.
What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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Asian or South Asian.Originally posted by Arturo Bassick View PostSo we have to use the full Pakistani when referring to someone from there?
How does one generalise if one wants to include all folk from the Indian sub continent?Comment
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Ornithophobiast!Originally posted by Doggy Styles View PostAnyone fancy a shag?
What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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funniest thing i've read in ages.....glad i didn't have a drink in my mouth when i read itOriginally posted by BrilloPad View PostCan someone suggest a cage fight venue approximately halfway between Bridgwater and "On the rug licking my balls"?
Your friendly neighbourhood VirtualMonkey - Not giving financial advice since...well...ever.Comment
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Bratwurst is obviously a sensitive subject.bloggoth
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No, you don't, as why would you need to identify them by where they are from?Originally posted by Arturo Bassick View PostSo we have to use the full Pakistani when referring to someone from there?
How does one generalise if one wants to include all folk from the Indian sub continent?
It's a shop, it isn't a paki shop, it doesn't sell pakis, it sells whatever. That's what is at issue here. Where I lived before, the local newsagent was from pakistan. He sold papers and sweets, and was open insanely long hours. Lovely chap. It was a newsagents, not a paki shop. There's where these is an issue.Comment
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You complete ******* moron!Originally posted by Zoiderman View PostNo, you don't, as why would you need to identify them by where they are from?
It's a shop, it isn't a paki shop, it doesn't sell pakis, it sells whatever. That's what is at issue here. Where I lived before, the local newsagent was from pakistan. He sold papers and sweets, and was open insanely long hours. Lovely chap. It was a newsagents, not a paki shop. There's where these is an issue.Comment
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