Make Bratwurst British

[Old Greg]

Make sure someone films the ensuing on a smartphone. Points will be added for mincing and general camp behaviour.

A tender scene of homoerotic self-discovery seems most likely.

[Zoiderman]

PM me your address. You're the one extended the invitation. If I turn up on your doorstep you're going to sh!t yourself.

This is getting boring now. Just do it or shut the **** up.

Trust me gaylord, you aint big enough to make me tulip myself.

I aint giving you my address, that would render me stupid, which we've established I aint.

Now, give me a time you want to meet me in Bridgwater. Nice neutral venue where my kids aint going to see me colour you in.

I don't think you are brave enough Churchill. I also think you're saying my house as you know it isn't going to be sent to you. Now, I am but 15 miles from Bridgwater, and I will meet you there any time you like. Unless, of course, you want to send me YOUR address.

There's two options, one of which gives us a neutral venue. You don't have the stones gaylord, I would imagine you'll simply respond give me your address, which is as good as saying "I am a bit scared".

As I said, anytime you like, Bridgwater. Any time, date, day. Large town, just south of Bristol just off the M5 and with a good bus and rail link.

Lets see what you are made of Churchill.

I reckon we know you're already packing your pants you gutless idiot.

[Churchill]

Trust me gaylord, you aint big enough to make me tulip myself.

I aint giving you my address, that would render me stupid, which we've established I aint.

Now, give me a time you want to meet me in Bridgwater. Nice neutral venue where my kids aint going to see me colour you in.

I don't think you are brave enough Churchill. I also think you're saying my house as you know it isn't going to be sent to you. Now, I am but 15 miles from Bridgwater, and I will meet you there any time you like. Unless, of course, you want to send me YOUR address.

There's two options, one of which gives us a neutral venue. You don't have the stones gaylord, I would imagine you'll simply respond give me your address, which is as good as saying "I am a bit scared".

As I said, anytime you like, Bridgwater. Any time, date, day. Large town, just south of Bristol just off the M5 and with a good bus and rail link.

Lets see what you are made of Churchill.

I reckon we know you're already packing your pants you gutless idiot.

You're worse than AtW for back-pedalling.

[Zoiderman]

You're worse than AtW for back-pedalling.

Yup I thought so son, no stones.

[Churchill]

Yup I thought so son, no stones.

Think what you like sunshine. You asked me to come round and then bottled it when I asked for your address.

Classic white-feather behaviour. Your Father must be so proud. In fact he'd probably give me a tenner to punch you're lights out.

[Zoiderman]

Think what you like sunshine. You asked me to come round and then bottled it when I asked for your address.

Classic white-feather behaviour. Your Father must be so proud. In fact he'd probably give me a tenner to punch you're lights out.

I am sat in an office overlooking Bridgwater, when did I mention my house.

As I said, no stones. Bridgwater anytime you like gaylord. I don't think you'll take it up, as you are all mouth, and no trousers.

Offer is there anytime you like. An open offer.

I'll put £1000 in escrow if you do the same, and we'll see whose lights get punched out.

Bridgwater, large place, M5 close, good bus and rail links.

You have no stones, perpetuating the offer to come to my house, is simply extending your cowardice, as you know it would never happen, for I am not stupid enough.

As I said, Bridgwater, come on gaylord, you're looking a bit of a fool here.

[d000hg]

When did we land back in the 80s?

You're right, £1.60 is cheap.

[Churchill]

I am sat in an office overlooking Bridgwater, when did I mention my house.

As I said, no stones. Bridgwater anytime you like gaylord. I don't think you'll take it up, as you are all mouth, and no trousers.

Offer is there anytime you like. An open offer.

I'll put £1000 in escrow if you do the same, and we'll see whose lights get punched out.

Bridgwater, large place, M5 close, good bus and rail links.

You have no stones, perpetuating the offer to come to my house, is simply extending your cowardice, as you know it would never happen, for I am not stupid enough.

As I said, Bridgwater, come on gaylord, you're looking a bit of a fool here.

Now you're just being rediculous. Again.

Of course I'm going to travel to the opposite end of the country, of course we're going to have fisticuffs, of course you're going to put up £1000 for the pleasure(what ever turns you on) of me putting you in a ******* wheelchair or worse.

[BrilloPad]

Can someone suggest a cage fight venue approximately halfway between Bridgwater and "On the rug licking my balls"?

[Zoiderman]

Now you're just being rediculous. Again.

Of course I'm going to travel to the opposite end of the country, of course we're going to have fisticuffs, of course you're going to put up £1000 for the pleasure(what ever turns you on) of me putting you in a ******* wheelchair or worse.

Trust me Churchill, you have as much chance of putting me in a wheelchair as you have getting some Brown action with the pope. You're a coward. I'll meet you anywhere Churchill. I have great faith in my chances of giving you a good hiding, great faith, for a number of reasons, thats why I'd put a matched grand on it.

You're a coward son, no stones.