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If you were going to top yourself, what would be your preferred modus operandi?
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Originally posted by Stevie Wonder BoyI can't see any way to do it can you please advise?
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Originally posted by ChimpMaster View PostWhat a weird night yesterday, I was having a real downer too. Must have been something affecting a lot of peopleBehold the warranty -- the bold print giveth and the fine print taketh away.Comment
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Originally posted by TimberWolf View PostHead in the oven used to be popular, but since the switch from coal gas to natural gas, has gone out of fashion.
He sealed up the doors and windows, switched the gas on and waited.
But he forgot a keyhole.
The gas got through to the next room where there was a pilot light.
The whole lot went bang, windows out, the works.
He survived, albeit with singed eyebrows and hair.Behold the warranty -- the bold print giveth and the fine print taketh away.Comment
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Originally posted by norrahe View PostThough the vast majority of people who try pills and booze often end up making themselves ill rather than succeeding probably depends on the mix of pills and booze.
She came out the other end with severe epilepsy and shacked up with a complete loser. Bloody shame that a well presented intelligent lass should end up that way.Behold the warranty -- the bold print giveth and the fine print taketh away.Comment
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Originally posted by escapeUK View PostWho are these many people? ...
Foulkes is in Geneva... no wonder she has a rather odd view of the country.Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!Comment
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Originally posted by NotAllThere View PostThe Swiss people I work with and socialise with on a regular basis, mainly from cantons Solothurn, Zürich, Baselland, Baselstadt and Aargau.
Foulkes is in Geneva... no wonder she has a rather odd view of the country.
As befits a story for From Our Own Correspondent the article is amusing, but if she knew more about the country she was living in she would have simply got a specialist cleaning firm in to do the hard work.Behold the warranty -- the bold print giveth and the fine print taketh away.Comment
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Some of those Swiss are a weird bunch. I may have mentioned how many years ago, aged 16, I cycled through France one hot summer. Camping in fields, I never had a chance to wash for two or three weeks. (I tried washing in a river, but slipped down a muddy bank and nearly drowned. So sod that for a mud lark I thought.)
By the time I reached Lyon or thereabouts I'd had enough of cycling, as it was getting hillier and hillier and hotter and hotter. So I hopped on the train, where I found myself sharing a small compartment with a Swiss family - The looks on their faces were priceless. God I must have smelled awful.
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Originally posted by OwlHoot View Post
How does that one work then?Behold the warranty -- the bold print giveth and the fine print taketh away.Comment
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Were I to pick a method, I'd for oxygen toxicity, hang gliding or something equally likely to look like an accident.
Something where the mrs could at least get the insurance money."See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."Comment
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