If they've got a religion I bet it's a real barstard one. I wonder what their ten commandments are?
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What religion do Daleks practice?
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1. ExterminateOriginally posted by wendigo100If they've got a religion I bet it's a real barstard one. I wonder what their ten commandments are?
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Don't be silly
People require religions because they have no facts of their genesis.
The Daleks know who built them and therefore need no religion.Why not?Comment
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And look at the thanks I got for it. Ungrateful gits.Originally posted by DundeegeorgePeople require religions because they have no facts of their genesis.
The Daleks know who built them and therefore need no religion.Comment
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Yeah but that's offspring for you, isn't it
You send them off to conquer the universe with a tear in your eye. You've buffed up their skin, made sure they're oiled properly, they've got everything they need and off they go.Originally posted by DavrosAnd look at the thanks I got for it. Ungrateful gits.
And do they write, do they call, would it kill them to speak to you on father's day, a card for Christmas maybe, a 'phone call on your birthday?
Tchah, bloody kids, don't get me started!Why not?Comment
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I think daleks religion is dalikarieon, and the worship there god/empior dalek at this battered old sock shop on sakro!Originally posted by wendigo100If they've got a religion I bet it's a real barstard one. I wonder what their ten commandments are?Daleks are made out of dalekanium its virtully indistructable, unless the fart but thats another story! Go sheep gangComment
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Daleks bottoms are made of Dalekanium, its virtully indistructable, well unless they fart but thats another story...Daleks are made out of dalekanium its virtully indistructable, unless the fart but thats another story! Go sheep gangComment
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Are you dyslexic or John Prescott?Originally posted by bonkers2244I think daleks religion is dalikarieon, and the worship there god/empior dalek at this battered old sock shop on sakro!
Daleks are made out of dalekanium its virtully indistructable, unless the fart but thats another story! Go sheep gangComment
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get yer own avatar mushOriginally posted by bonkers2244Daleks bottoms are made of Dalekanium, its virtully indistructable, well unless they fart but thats another story...Comment
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Aren't there horrible little runty pople inside? I thought their afterlife was just getting out of the tin can.bloggoth
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