What religion do Daleks practice?

[MarillionFan]

As an extremist Islamic Buddhist I take offence at that last post. I will be coming round to your house to blow myself up. In my next life, I will then do it again!

[mcquiggd]

They, like the borg, obviously follow islam... 'you will be assimilated, infidel, or else you will be exterminated'.

It says so in the koran / quaran / quoran / back of a pack of quorn, whatever.

Face it. The daleks will exterminate you 'because the quorn said so'.

And I bet they are here on 'working holiday visas'... bloody immigrants

[xoggoth]

Aren't there horrible little runty pople inside? I thought their afterlife was just getting out of the tin can.

[A shed load of Daleks]

Daleks bottoms are made of Dalekanium, its virtully indistructable, well unless they fart but thats another story...

get yer own avatar mush

[wendigo100]

I think daleks religion is dalikarieon, and the worship there god/empior dalek at this battered old sock shop on sakro!

Daleks are made out of dalekanium its virtully indistructable, unless the fart but thats another story! Go sheep gang

Are you dyslexic or John Prescott?

[bonkers2244]

Daleks bottoms are made of Dalekanium, its virtully indistructable, well unless they fart but thats another story...

[bonkers2244]

If they've got a religion I bet it's a real barstard one. I wonder what their ten commandments are?

I think daleks religion is dalikarieon, and the worship there god/empior dalek at this battered old sock shop on sakro!

[Dundeegeorge]

Yeah but that's offspring for you, isn't it

And look at the thanks I got for it. Ungrateful gits.

You send them off to conquer the universe with a tear in your eye. You've buffed up their skin, made sure they're oiled properly, they've got everything they need and off they go.
And do they write, do they call, would it kill them to speak to you on father's day, a card for Christmas maybe, a 'phone call on your birthday?
Tchah, bloody kids, don't get me started!

[Davros]

People require religions because they have no facts of their genesis.
The Daleks know who built them and therefore need no religion.

And look at the thanks I got for it. Ungrateful gits.

[Dundeegeorge]

Don't be silly

People require religions because they have no facts of their genesis.
The Daleks know who built them and therefore need no religion.

[DaveB]

If they've got a religion I bet it's a real barstard one. I wonder what their ten commandments are?

1. Exterminate
2. Exterminate
3. Exterminate
4. Exterminate
5. Exterminate
6. Exterminate
7. Exterminate
8. Exterminate
9. Exterminate
10. Exterminate

[wendigo100]

If they've got a religion I bet it's a real barstard one. I wonder what their ten commandments are?